Nancy was sitting in the living room watching the news
"Someone tried to fight a squid today at the local aquarium" the guy on the news stated
A photo of Nancys girlfriend Robin covered in ink popped up on the screen. Nancy chuckles, she turns off the tv and waits for robin to get home.
Robu walks into the house still covered in ink. She walks into the living room to find Nancy sitting there confused.
"You actually tried to fight a squid"
"What no! Why would you think that"
Nancy looks at robin sternly
"Well maybe i did but that squid was being a dick!"
Nancy laughs