The Perv and The Nerd

By Kurisu-chan_15

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What if you wished for your boring life to become interesting? What if it happens, but you soon regret ha... More

Author's Note (Please Read)
Prologue
Chapter 1: Annoying
Chapter 2: Hugging Madness
Chapter 3: Buttons
Chapter 4: Samantha
Chapter 5: Clip n' Strip
Chapter 6: Our?
Chapter 7: Family
Chapter 8: Vampire
Chapter 9: Bride?!
Chapter 10: Bite and Poke
Chapter 11: Wife Test?!
Chapter 12: My Girl
Chapter 14: Taken
Chapter 15: Hurt
Chapter 16: Caption
Chapter 17: Peeking
Chapter 18: Seminar
Chapter 19: Touch
Chapter 20: Pinned
Chapter 21: Alone with You
Chapter 22: Round Two
Chapter 23: Jealous?
Chapter 24: A Peck
Chapter 25: Harassment
Chapter 26: Sick
Chapter 27: Crush
Chapter 28: Guys
Chapter 29: Silence
Chapter 30: Free Hug
Chapter 31: Whistle
Chapter 32: Hate her?
Chapter 33: Stare, but don't laugh
Chapter 34: Torn apart
Chapter 35: Eep
Chapter 36: Yummiest One
Chapter 37: Bitter
Chapter 38: What you?!
Chapter 39: Big?!
Chapter 40: Feeling of Guilt
Chapter 41: Friends again
BONUS STORY (part-1)
BONUS STORY (part-2)
BONUS STORY (part-3)
Chapter 42: A Promise
♣ An APOLOGY and a word of THANKS ♣
Chapter 43: White
Chapter 44: New Classmate
Chapter 45: Replaced?
Chapter 46: Christmas party
Chapter 47: Girlfriend?!
Chapter 48: Sweater
Chapter 49: Sick
Chapter 50: Amy
Chapter 51: Herb Oil
Chapter 52: Tomboy-ness
Chapter 53: Pet
Chapter 54: Apologetic Video
Chapter 55: Jacket
Chapter 56: Reason Why
Chapter 57: Defend
Chapter 58: A Song
Chapter 59: Valentines Day
Chapter 60: Emo-Stage
Chapter 61: Challenges
Chapter 62: Hiding Something
Chapter 63: Moments
Chapter 64: Calling Him
Chapter 65: Realize
Chapter 66: Consultation
Chapter 67: Dreaming
Chapter 68: Littlest Things
Chapter 69: What If
Chapter 70: Love Life
Chapter 71: Goodbye
Chapter 72: Telling
Chapter 73: Confession
Chapter 74: Voice Message
Chapter 75: Getting Ready
Chapter 76: Outing
Chapter 77: Meeting You
Chapter 78: The Same
Chapter 79: Pain in the Rain
Chapter 80: Chris' House
Chapter 81: First Kiss
Chapter 82: Heartfelt Songs
Chapter 83: Jade and Stacy
Chapter 84: Which One?
Chapter 85: Wrong Timing
Chapter 86: Closure
Chapter 87: Where Are You?!
Epilogue
*** Congratulations~! ***
Book 2!!! ^_^

Chapter 13: Coconuts

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By Kurisu-chan_15

The school year was coming to an end, just one more month and I'll be a second year next year. Time seems so fast when things get interesting. I kinda found it sad that I wouldn't see my friends for a while.

Arriving at the classroom and waiting for our teacher to arrive, Chris greeted me a good morning and recommended we play the coin tossing game again. I just stared at him with sleepy eyes. He just smiled and took out his coin and flipped it towards me again on purpose!

What is wrong with your brain?!

Good thing it landed stuck on the upper part of my torso, no where near my chest. That would've been embarrassing and complicated, again.

I went to talk with my friends, since I had no idea what I would do today for entertainment. So, this was my chance to bond with my friends.

"Hmmm..." Chris chimed in, "Jade, is that part of you artificial?"

"A part of me? Artificial? I'm completely natural for your information!" I spat.

"Well... I know you love me —"

"I DO NOT!" I cut in before he could speak any further.

My friends just laughed at our tiny argument.

When Chris finally went away. I then asked Justin what Chris meant by artificial, since Justin was also a pervert at heart, but a 'closet perv' cause he never shows it to anyone except for me and Cody.

"You don't know?"

"Duh! I wouldn't ask if I already knew."

"Uhmm... Well..." he mumbled.

"C'mmon! Tell mwe alweady!!!" I pouted.

"It's your coconuts?" he said straightly.

"Coconuts? I don't have coconuts."

"I think he means your boobs, Jade." Emily stated.

"Yeah! I mean, they're big!" laughed Faye.

"They're perfectly natural dang it! A-And t-they're not that big! T-They're normal sized!" I was flustered.

"Nope! They're huge!"

"No they are not! Stop talking about my boobs already!"

My friends just laughed at me with my embarrassed face and reaction. I soon just laughed along with them.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Because it was a Friday, we all wore our sweat suits, and since our Science teacher already gave us honor students an advanced exam, we had plenty of rest time. The non-honors were having their exams right now. We were only around more or less fifteen people in class.

Some fiddled with their phones, some talked, some did other forms of recreation, and some slept. I was one of those who slept too. I slept on the floor by the further most end of the classroom so I couldn't be a hindrance to anyone.

Even though my eyes were closed, I could tell that someone was standing beside me, because they blocked the light that shone on my face. Suddenly, I also felt feet standing side by side to my stomach! It was Chris.

Oh, so he's finished with the exam...

Wait! That's not the point here!!!

"HEY!!!"

"Relax. I won't do anything." he said flatly.

I believed him, since he wasn't in playboy mode. He then sat on my knees, since I was laying down with my knees popping up. He's making me a chair. But, it felt awkward when he stared at me blankly while I was lying down and he was seated on my knees.

A few moments later, he stood up and laid beside me. His head beside my hips and mine beside his. I didn't bother at it. I was blushing the entire moment. He then motioned closer to me, our bodies touching each other. I couldn't take it anymore, so I stood up and walked away. But he managed to grab my hand, "Why are you leaving?"

"It's none of your business!" I said as I took my hand away.

I didn't even bother to see what his expression was.

I sat beside Emily on the floor this time and talked with her. Chris didn't waste a second and joined in. Chris laid his head on Emily's lap and I laid down by her side far away from the perv. I was just too sleepy and too lazy today. After a while, Chris stood up and walked away.

Emily then placed her legs on my belly. I didn't mind. She was tiny and light. One of our classmates, Zeke, joined in with us cause he had nothing else to do and no one else to approach. Chris soon came back and joined in again.

I was still laying on the floor, and Chris sat above my head and lifted it to place it on his lap. A tiny blush escaped my cheeks. I was laying my head on Christopher Calderson's lap!

"Your head sure is heavy." he commented.

"Of course, a lot of knowledge is stored in here!" I retorted.

I tried my best to get my head off his lap, but he just wouldn't let me. He would either cup my cheeks to prevent me from escaping or pull my hair, which obviously hurt. So, in the end, I gave up. I just let the situation be. It felt nice too though... Wait! What am I saying?

But, yeah. I've never laid on a guy's lap before, but it feels strangely comfortable. I wish to experience this when I have a boyfriend in the future. But, if I want to experience that, I guess I'll have to wait for five or six more years when I graduate college and find a descent and good paying job.

Books before boys! Haaa... It feels lonely. Oh well!

Chris then grabbed a hold of my phone and took pictures with the four of us in it. But, I had to delete all of them in the end because I was in an awkward position. But, it was nice seeing everyone's happy expressions.

We then came across an interesting topic: First kisses.

It seems like Zeke, Emily, and obviously Chris, all had their first kisses. I wasn't affected. "So, what about you Jade?" Chris asked me.

"What about me?"

"Who's your first kiss?" Emily asked.

"My mom."

"Parents don't count." Spat Zeke.

"Well, my lips are still a virgin."

"What?! You haven't had your first kiss yet?!" Emily sounded so shocked.

What? Was it natural to be kissed when in high school already?

"I think I can change that now." Chris suggested and smirked as he locked his eyes on mine.

This is not good...

He pulled in closer to my face, and because I was still laying on his lap, I couldn't really escape. I tried pushing him away, but he was too strong. He was that determined to steal my first kiss away from me!

The only resort I could turn to to not be kissed on the lips, was turn my head away from him. When I did, he didn't stop and kissed my right ear instead. Nooooo!!!!! My right ear's not a virgin anymore!!!!!

After a while of him attempting to kiss me again and me struggling away from him, I finally got away! Freedom at last!

Then I went to the class' bulletin board and did some stretches there. I placed both hands behind my neck and made my elbows my hands. Faye came near and we both talked about summer break. Chris approached us as well, I thought he was going to join in on talking too, but he had another motive.

Chris held my elbows and slammed me to the wall, pushed my elbows upward, and neared his face to my chest. "Faye!" I yelled so she would defend me, but she just watched us instead. Chris then stopped what he was doing and told me, "They're so big!" He pinched my cheeks and went away chuckling to himself as I blocked my chest with my arms.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

In the afternoon after classes were done, me and my friends went to the end of the hallway where George and his other members were practicing for a dance contest between all year sections of every year level.

They were doing a contemporary dance. After watching them repeating steps, I asked Emily if she wanted to do the waltz with me. She agreed and we danced. Moments later, Isaac and Laurence both stood up and asked if they could have the next dance.

"Sorry guys, I can't dance with two people at a time."

"Let me go first Rence!"

"No! Me Isaac!"

They fought to who would dance with me next, and because they were still fighting, Faye danced with me, then George, then finally, Isaac. When it was Laurence's turn to do the waltz with me, I was going for the part where I would twirl around, but couldn't since Laurence beat me to it!

Everyone laughed at him. "Rence! You're not supposed to be the one to twirl!" laughed George.

"I just wanted to give it a go." Laurence replied shyly.

A while later, because the Home Economics Laboratory was open, some of us went inside to look around. We've been here billions of times, but we just got bored.

Isaac approached me with a sly smile, "Let's go inside, Jade." while pointing to one of the bedrooms in the lab...


My eyes widened in shock...

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