Warrior Cat Randomness

By Swiftdapple

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demand... More

Author's note
The Gangnam Style Cats
Tigerstar is Mr. Lonely
The Angry Nightshade
What if... Hollyleaf Could Fly?
What if... Tawnyspots was the leader of ThunderClan?
Warrior Cats... Break Dancing?
Jayfeather is a Superstar...
Bluestar is the Crazy Blue cat?
The Snow Cat...
What RiverClan Cats Always do every Year...
This Ain't Crying King...
The Amazing Leaf
Warrior Pokemon
Lionblaze's Secret
Welcome to ThunderClan
Stormfur discovers Facebook
The Story of a Flying Wing
The Clan Show: RiverClan
Thorn's Dream
Fish Fight Much?
Firestar is... What now?
Flametail's Song
Who said Core Couldn't fly?
The Clan Show: WindClan
Welcome to Ashfur's Life
Firestar Knows...
Why Rusty really wanted to join ThunderClan
Warrior Spies
Why Ashfur really died
The reason why Scourge became evil
Happy Late Valentine's Day
The True Story of Tigerstar
Rogue Party
Why Rusty the kittypet was named Firepaw
Greystripe's shopping list
Hollyleaf discovers SharpieClan
The Three's Song
BloodClan appears... AGAIN?!
Story Time?
Never let a Jayfeather be bored
Apprentice party?
What REALLY happens in the Place of No Stars
The Kits
Whitewing ish craaaaaaazeh
Where's Hollykit?
Whitestorm's Prophecies
Not a Gathering!
What now? o.o
Ivypool has something to say
What happens in StarClan
Never Ask Goosefeather
The New Kit
Happy Survey From WindClan!
Uh oh, it's Blackstar
When Cloudpelt meets the other Cloud- Cats
Foxleap the Crazy
Elders at War? o.o
Here comes the Spiderpig!
Brambleclaw's Plans
How Bluestar lost all of her lives
Squirrelflight's not-so-secret Diary
Twilight Act
Firestar owns a Shop
Sing a Song, ThunderClan!
Deputy Fools!
What's This?
Warrior Cats go to the Cinema
Fireheart gets Exiled? o.o
How to Survive BloodClan
Squirrelflight Teaches Ashfur about Potatoes
Burger King Advertisement
Medicine Cat Election
Breezepelt and Antpelt Steal a Monster
Squirrelflight Takes Jayfeather Shopping
Scourge! :o
Stoatpaw's Game
Dustywhisker Meets Pizzafur
ThunderClan Loses AND Hollyleaf Returns
Warrior School
Trip
Ashfur the Insane
Cats in Plane!
Warrior School #2
How Tigerclaw Became ShadowClan's Leader
Random Spoofs!
Who Stole Brambleclaw?
Run?
Greystar's Return
Lionpaw learns about Leaders
How Tigerclaw got Exiled
Breezepelt is Surrounded by Idiots
New Leader?
Interview with Snaketail!
Dark Forest Song
Tigerstar's Take Over
Squirrel VS. Sorrel
Tigerstar Becomes Annoyed
Another Author's Note

ThunderClan gone... crazy?

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By Swiftdapple

Deep in the territory of ThunderClan..

Cloudtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my cloudy sword, sword! *Accidently hits Leafpool with it*

Crowfeather: HEY!

ThunderClan: WINDCLAN KITTYPET! *Chases after Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: *Runs back to WindClan*

ThunderClan: *Comes back*

Tigerstar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY TIGER SWORD, SWORD! >:D

ThunderClan: *Stare at Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: o.o Um... I'll go back to the Dark Forest?

ThunderClan: Yes!

Tigerstar: Fine! I don't need you lot! I can just have a party with my Dark Forest buddies!

Firestar: *Cough, cough* You have none. >_

In the skies of StarClan...

Spottedleaf: Ooh, I wanna have a party! I wanna have a party! *Bounces happily on the spot* :D

Bluestar: Yes?

Spottedleaf: WHOO! *Jumps over moon* I'm over the moooooooooooooooooooooooon! :D

Yellowfang: *Pads over to them* Hey, guys! What's --?

Spottedleaf and Bluestar: *Laugh*

Yellowfang: What? o.o

Spottedleaf: You have--! HAH! XD

Yellowfang: Redtail, what's wrong with me?

Redtail: *Shows mirror*

Yellowfang: AAAAAH! SOMEONE DREW ON MY FAAAAACE! MY LOVELY FACE! D':

Raggedstar: You think I'm ugly?! *Turns back on Yellowfang*

Hollyleaf: *Holding a sharpie* Heh, heh, heh. >:)

Yellowfang: HOLLYLEAF!

Hollyleaf: 'Twasn't me, 'twas Lionheart.

Lionheart: HEY!

Longtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my long sword, sword! *Swings a long sword* :D

Cinderfur: Stop getting ideas from ShadowClan! :C

Longtail: *Gasp* IDEA STEALER! >:o

Firestar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY FIRE -- AH, IT BURNS! *Drops fire sword* c:

Squirrelflight: *Picks up a tree and hits Leafpool with it* You are indeed creepily annoying. U_U

Leafpool: AHHHHHHHHHHH! D:

In ShadowClan...

ShadowClan: *Cover their ears with their paws*

Blackstar: Ugh, ThunderClan is too loud for the lake. We must move at once.

Russetfur: I agree, although I don't want to move from the lake. We must drive ThunderClan out.

Littlecloud: No, Russetfur, Blackstar. We must stay and thrive in peace. StarClan prevents wars, remember?

Blackstar: Oh yeah. :/

Smokefoot: Blackstar, I just phoned Burger King.

Whitewater: But I want somethin' from K.F.C! c:

Blackstar: No, Whitewater, just no.

Whitewater: You're supposed to respect your elders. :(

Blackstar: You're not my elder. I'm older than you, so, there! >:D

In Burger King..

Stormfur: You gonna answer, phone? :|

Brook: What?

Stormfur: Wasn't talking to you, that's what. *Bashes phone multipul times against the counter* ANSWER ME!

Brook: O_O *Walks away*

Smokefoot: Oh, we'll having infinity of everything, please! :3

Whitewater: WHAT?! I wanna K.F.C, not B.K! -.-

Smokefoot: Be grateful you get fed, fussy. >.>

Whitewater: Fine, I'll take my legs to K.F.C! *Walks away*

Smokefoot: Blackstar, I've ordered infinity of everything!

Blackstar: Why?

Smokefoot: So that we'll have plenty, of course!

Blackstar: Oh. What about forest prey?

Smokefoot: We can forget 'bout them!

Blackstar: Yay?

Russetfur: Yahoo?

Firestar: We would like to announce three new kits to ThunderClan: Willowkit, Shrewkit and Bluekit!

ThunderClan: *Sleeping*

Firestar: WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS AND BAKEY!

ThunderClan: *Still sleeping*

Firestar: *Thinks: Lazy.* o.o *Goes away*

ThunderClan: *Open their eyes* YAY! :D

Firestar: *Runs back*

ThunderClan: *Close their eyes again*

Firestar: Hmm.. *Shrugs and walks away*

ThunderClan: *Open their eyes once again and run away*

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