Warrior Cat Randomness

By Swiftdapple

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WARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demand... More

Author's note
The Gangnam Style Cats
Tigerstar is Mr. Lonely
The Angry Nightshade
What if... Hollyleaf Could Fly?
What if... Tawnyspots was the leader of ThunderClan?
Warrior Cats... Break Dancing?
Jayfeather is a Superstar...
Bluestar is the Crazy Blue cat?
The Snow Cat...
What RiverClan Cats Always do every Year...
This Ain't Crying King...
The Amazing Leaf
Warrior Pokemon
Lionblaze's Secret
Welcome to ThunderClan
Stormfur discovers Facebook
The Story of a Flying Wing
The Clan Show: RiverClan
Thorn's Dream
Fish Fight Much?
Firestar is... What now?
Flametail's Song
Who said Core Couldn't fly?
The Clan Show: WindClan
Welcome to Ashfur's Life
Why Rusty really wanted to join ThunderClan
Warrior Spies
Why Ashfur really died
The reason why Scourge became evil
Happy Late Valentine's Day
ThunderClan gone... crazy?
The True Story of Tigerstar
Rogue Party
Why Rusty the kittypet was named Firepaw
Greystripe's shopping list
Hollyleaf discovers SharpieClan
The Three's Song
BloodClan appears... AGAIN?!
Story Time?
Never let a Jayfeather be bored
Apprentice party?
What REALLY happens in the Place of No Stars
The Kits
Whitewing ish craaaaaaazeh
Where's Hollykit?
Whitestorm's Prophecies
Not a Gathering!
What now? o.o
Ivypool has something to say
What happens in StarClan
Never Ask Goosefeather
The New Kit
Happy Survey From WindClan!
Uh oh, it's Blackstar
When Cloudpelt meets the other Cloud- Cats
Foxleap the Crazy
Elders at War? o.o
Here comes the Spiderpig!
Brambleclaw's Plans
How Bluestar lost all of her lives
Squirrelflight's not-so-secret Diary
Twilight Act
Firestar owns a Shop
Sing a Song, ThunderClan!
Deputy Fools!
What's This?
Warrior Cats go to the Cinema
Fireheart gets Exiled? o.o
How to Survive BloodClan
Squirrelflight Teaches Ashfur about Potatoes
Burger King Advertisement
Medicine Cat Election
Breezepelt and Antpelt Steal a Monster
Squirrelflight Takes Jayfeather Shopping
Scourge! :o
Stoatpaw's Game
Dustywhisker Meets Pizzafur
ThunderClan Loses AND Hollyleaf Returns
Warrior School
Trip
Ashfur the Insane
Cats in Plane!
Warrior School #2
How Tigerclaw Became ShadowClan's Leader
Random Spoofs!
Who Stole Brambleclaw?
Run?
Greystar's Return
Lionpaw learns about Leaders
How Tigerclaw got Exiled
Breezepelt is Surrounded by Idiots
New Leader?
Interview with Snaketail!
Dark Forest Song
Tigerstar's Take Over
Squirrel VS. Sorrel
Tigerstar Becomes Annoyed
Another Author's Note

Firestar Knows...

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By Swiftdapple

Firestar: I know someone who gets on your nerves,

Gets on your nerves,

Gets on your nerves,

I know someone who literally gets on your nerves,

Gets on your nerves! *Points at Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: *Glares at*

Firestar: SCARYSTAR'S SCARIN' ME! :S *Hits Tigerstar with a fish* I, Firestar, leader of ThunderClan, now declares you to be called Fishstar.

Tigerstar: ...

Firestar: Wanna know what's your favourite fresh-kill?

Tigerstar: .. What?

Firestar: Fish and chips, Fishstar! *Bursts out laughing and rolls on the ground, still laughing*

Tigerstar: Uh... Ha, ha, ha? o_o

Firestar: *Still rolling and laughing*

One hour later...

Firestar: *Still rolling and laughing*

Four hours later...

Firestar: *Still laughing and rolling*

100000000 years later...

Firestar: *Starts to stop rolling and laughing* *Gets up* Hey... where's Fishstar? D: He ditched me. He really, really, really ditched me.. *Gasps* O_O

Black circle: *Starts to close in on the screen*

Firestar: HEY, I'M NOT FINISHED YET! *Tries pushing the circle away* >_

Black circle: *Closes on Firestar*

Firestar: YOWWWWWWWWWWIEEEE! *Goes flying into the screen* Heh, heh. ^.^

Credits: *Roll*

Firestar: HEY! *Starts fighting the words away with 'Kung Fu Fighting' playing*

Spottedleaf: The end.

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