ok so think of this part as like a chat but could be in real life idk
danger bitches 🤪🔪
youknowwhoiam: wake up
starspangledman: no
knives: i don't think i could physically move if i wanted to
starspangledman: NATASHA... i moved my arm
knives: 🤷♀️
youknowwhoiam: i cannot stand this, romanogers, no one wants to see this so everyone get off your asses and let's go to the beach
birdman3: someone is cranky
blintcarton: swim?
youknowwhoiam: is that a real question
blintcarton: swim?
youknowwhoiam: 😤yes
blintcarton: 👍🏼
at beach
redwigglywoos: omg nat is that what i think it is
birdman3: DAMN GURL
roadworkahead: no cause this is a look
blintcarton: i never thought i would say this. but
you look A - MA - ZING in a bikini
starspangledman: i think you look terrible
fridgemagnet: STEVE
knives: thanks 😏
blintcarton: wait what
birdman3: so... steve was rude to a woman he's got heart eyes for and she just thanked him
knives: aw. it's cute you guys being confused
youknowwhoiam: steve help
starspangledman: nope
knives: hey remember this barnes?
fridgemagnet: the bullet wound?
knives: yup, twas all u
fridgemagnet: i don't know what to say now someone get me outta this
starspangledman: hehehehe they'll never know
knives: it's a good thing
starspangledman: swim?
knives: sure 🙃
redwigglywoos: wut
toaster: that was certainly odd
pietrotime: WANDA I NEED HELP
redwigglywoos: oh no, what is it this time?
pietrotime: THERE IS A MAN WEARING HEAD TO TOE BLACK IN 80 DEGREES
fridgemagnet: heh you met fury
pietrotime: someone h e l p
youknowwhoiam: you can take the guy out of the agent but not the agent out of the guy
birdman3: wut🌝
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a/n
heyyyy i'm alive! hope you all had an amazing Christmas if you celebrate! and 2022 is around the corner so i might not post before that so happy new year? idrk all i know is i love every single one of you and this has consistently stayed in the top romanogers stories, and considering it's my fave ship..... it makes me very happy 😭 now go and eat some food drink some water, nothing is going anywhere <3
-grace