Avengers Group Chat

25: uhhhhhh what?

danger bitches 🤪🔪

youknowhoiam: hey, does anyone know where visions phone is?

ginormousragemonster: tony you know that you have several artificial intelligence programs that can help you figure this out right? and that way you don't have to wake all of us up at three in the morning.

birdman3: exactly. also, isn't vision plugged in or smth right now?

knives: i'm not sure that's how it works

starspangledman: nat?

knives: yup

starspangledman: where'd you go? idk where you are and it's spooky. come back☹️.

roadworkahead: damn.

fridgemagnet: steve, you are whipped.

starspangledman: we are way past that.

natttttttttt, come back please. i'm cold.

fridgemagnet: i didn't even know that could happen. do you even get cold?

knives: no. but he misses me. sorry, i was making tea, im coming back now :)

starspangledman: okay good

strange_itsstrange: separation anxiety?

ilikecats: i'm pretty sure we agreed on that the moment we found out that they were dating.

starspangledman: that sounds about right

redwigglywoos: uh guys...

spacelesbean: yeah?

vestwithpockets: what's up? and if you say the sky i will murder you

knives: the sky

vestwithpockets: fucking tasha 😖. now i have to murder my sister.

knives: it's cute that you think you can kill me.🌝 k wands, carry on

redwigglywoos: vis doesnt have a phone

youknowhoiam: i'm sorry, what?

redwigglywoos: yeah. he doesn't have a cell phone.

yeahisurehopeitdoes: so how does he chat on this group chat because i mean, that's a whole lot of data to be processing without a phone.

redwigglywoos: well he just projects it in his mind. you forget that he is kind of the internet summed up in one being.

fridgemagnet: woah.

birdman3: that's some weird shit. and i don't appreciate it.

toaster: and you should see when someone wants me to play music.

redwigglywoos: yeah, he also acts like a bluetooth speaker.

roadworkahead: what the fuck.

rollingdownahill: how? where? and why?

redwigglywoos: it comes out of his mouth.

yeahisurehopeitdoes: so i would just tell him to play despacito and then he would open his mouth and project music?

toaster: pretty much, in a simple explanation

strange_itsstrange: woah.

knives: that hurts my brain. if you'll excuse me, i have an amazing super hot boyfriend who is sleeping and waiting for me...good night.

vestwithpockets: f u natasha
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sorry it's been a while, but i had some weird sort of inspiration? idk. but here it is!!!