Danger Bitches 🤪🔪
youknowwhoiam: I never thought I would say this, but I need a favor
knives: GASP
blintcarton: the great TONY STANK NEEDS A FAVOR WOWWW
fridgemagnet: this is called growth
knives: I'm with the fellow russian murderer on this one, this is a pretty big achievement.
youknowwhoiam: I hate every single one of you, but I actually need a favor. ITS NOT A BIG ONE. but it is still a favor.
birdman3: spill the beans stark what do you rEqUiRe mY aSsIsTaNcE oF?
youknowwhoiam: shit. I cannot believe I'm doing this
starspangledman: tony we don't have all day hurry up
youknowwhoiam: why what you doing later, fonduing red over here?
knives: I'm. going. to. murder. you. be careful 🤍
youknowwhoiam: ok.... totally not horrified.
starspangledman: stark
youknowwhoiam: right sorry, I need all of you to just say here, so I have a RoLl cAlL. anyone can start, just go ahead.
starspangledman: here
blintcarton: p r e s e n t
birdman3: alive
fridgemagnet: dead
redwigglywoos: depressed
ginormousragemonster: I'm here too
knives: planning on how to murder tony
fastandfurious: being bothered by you guys. shut up.
rollingdownahill: having to listen to fury get mad at all of you
tor: here
Ilikecats: present, even though I have no idea why
toaster: ✋🏼
warmachinerox: here
strange_itsstrange: hello
spacelesbean: you guys are lucky I found wifi
pietrotime: hey
roadworkahead: my brother added me here so hello colonizers
yeahIsurehopeitdoes: hi mr. stark and all other avengers, (this might be the coolest day of my life)
pepperandsalt: hey everyone
tictac: woah, this is amazing
knives: stark where did you find their numbers?
youknowwhoiam: I have my ways
starspangledman: ok so everyone I'm sure you all know what a group chat it
birdman3: I hope you do cause Im not explaining it
ilikecats: I'm pretty sure everyone here knows what this is
starspangledman: ok sounds good
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excluding testosterone 💅
knives: welcome females :)
redwigglywoos: I like the name
rollingdownahill: yeah me too, good idea nat
knives: thanks. so this is for no reason and so we can have a text thing without the men cause ew
spacelesbean: ok but Natasha, there is definitely one man you don't think is 'ew'
knives: why did I make this chat again?
pepperandsalt: don't try to avoid the conversation nat, whoooooo?!?!
roadworkahead: I think we all know who is being mentioned
pepperandsalt: no I actually don't know
spacelesbean: guess
pepperandsalt: uhhhh bruce?
knives: NONONONONONONO
knives: ABSOLUTELY NOT
pepperandsalt: well that was a reaction
knives: do you really think I like bruce?
pepperandsalt: well I'm not sure I haven't seen you in a while.
knives: true
redwigglywoos: do you want me to spoil it for you
knives: wanda....
pepperandsalt: YES
knives: NO
redwigglywoos: I'm giving you a hint; red white and blue.
pepperandsalt: oh. my. gosh. wait its really obvious. how did I not see it before?
knives: is it that obvious?
rollingdownahill: well yeah, it's just it's also obvious he is like SUPER in love with you too.
knives: well, I'm not sure if i'm in love
spacelesbean: puh-lease
roadworkahead: it's as obvious as our planets climate crisis, and that's pretty obvious.
knives: I know what you guys are gonna say
rollingdownahill: and what would that be?
knives: that I should tell him
redwigglywoos: yes
pepperandsalt: yeah
spacelesbean: yup
roadworkahead: mhm
knives: shit
redwigglywoos: you should do it, you know he feels the same way
knives: I hate you all
rollingdownahill: tell us how it goes!
knives: BYE
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A/N
what could possibly happen??? also I'm obsessed with writing these, so prepare to see a lot of them :) this one is like 600 words. which I think is pretty cool😌 oh and I love reading comments so feel free!
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
