Danger bitches🤪🔪
starspangledman: anyone want to tell me where Natasha is?
fridgemagnet: not really no
blintcarton: i'm going to turn off my phone now
starspangledman: bucky
fridgemagnet: the one and only
starspangledman: how do you know where she is?
fridgemagnet: well I don't know exactly.... but i do have an idea
starspangledman: care to share
birdman3: you rhymed!!
vestwithpockets: you are all litteral children
fridgemagnet: HA I WAS RIGHT
vestwithpockets: ugh why are you here
fridgemagnet: uh cause i'm an avenger, at least i think i am
youknowwhoiam: yeah i'm not sure if we've fully labeled u as an avenger
fridgemagnet: i feel attacked
youknowwhoiam: also who's the knew guy
vestwithpockets: i am just a green vest with very handy pockets
fridgemagnet: l i e s
vestwithpockets: barnes shut it
starspangledman: how do you know bucky?
vestwithpockets: how do YOU know him
starspangledman: i've known him since 1918
vestwithpockets: ok that's a legit answer. i've only heard rumors. from the higher ups and my sister
birdman3: who's your sister
blintcarton: honestly you are all so dumb it scares me sometimes
vestwithpockets: wait ur clint right?
blintcarton: last time i checked why?
vestwithpockets: because apparently you suck at tic tac toe
blintcarton: YOU GUYS WENT TO BUDEPEST?
vestwithpockets: yup
spacelesbean: wait how do you know where it was just because she mentioned a game
starspangledman: ok but who's your sister
vestwithpockets: steve rogers?
starspangledman: mhmm
vestwithpockets: BAGAHW NATALIA YOUR DATING THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF OUR DAD BABAHAHWHAHAH
knives: LENA IM GOING TO MYRDER U
IM NOT DATING STEVE
ALEXI ISNT MY DAD, HES URS
birdman3: wait romanoff is ur sister
vestwithpockets: not biological
knives: it's complicated
starspangledman: i'm so confused
knives: omg. i can't believe im doing this
redwigglywoos: yay! another female
vestwithpockets: yello
knives: everyone this is my *fake* sister yelena and now apparently she's here
youknowwhoiam: wait, you have parents?
fridgemagnet: wait
knives: yeah?
fridgemagnet: shostakov?
vestwithpockets: that's the one
fridgemagnet: HE REALLY IS THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF STEVE
knives: ok but steve didn't give me and my 6 year old sister away to the red room willingly
fridgemagnet: mood killer
knives: 😙
fridgemagnet: wait omg
birdman3: ?
fridgemagnet: the sleeper cell in ohio, that was you guys
knives: tell me how you know now
fridgemagnet: news passed around fast at hydra
vestwithpockets: heh
starspangledman: wait, who's alexi
knives: you don't wanna know
youknowwhoiam: i do want to know more about this ohio thing, are t you russian
knives: we are, just we had to be there for a while
vestwithpockets: great way of putting it
knives: 🖕🏼
knives: oh barnes guess what
fridgemagnet: wut
vestwithpockets: DREYKOV IS DEADDDDD
fridgemagnet: NO KIDDING
knives: YUP
vestwithpockets: all the widows are free and I just got out like a mont ago
fridgemagnet: really?
knives: IVE SAID SORRY LIKE 5 TIMES
starspangledman: who's dreykov?
knives: the man who made me a murderer
birdman3; you ALSO rhymed!!!
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a/n
heyyyyyy. how's everyone doing today? this is just a short chapter cause i had an idea and I wanted to bring yelena in ;)
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
