danger bitches 🤪🔪
youknowhoiam: ok guys i have some good news and bad news, which one do you want first?
birdman3: the queen died.
youknowhoiam: you're not even british dude
birdman3: wait... is anyone here british?
fridgemagnet: i don't think anyone
blintcarton: doesn't vision kind of sound british to you?
redwigglywoos: no need to remind me
youknowhoiam: hey! he is supposed to be a replica of edwin jarvis.
knives: he helped take down that one thing
blintcarton: wait the one with that weird thing?
knives: yeah, on the boat.
knives: a red room agent shot his wife.
roadworkahead: and that's a nice addition to this conversation.
knives: she also tried to make new york city kill everyone else in the city.
rollingdownahill: i didn't know you payed that close attention to these things in the history books...
knives: oh no, i knew this before hand.
birdman3: 🤨
youknowhoiam: you know what? i don't even want to know.
spacelesbean: how has no one said that they want the bad news first yet?
strange_itsstrange: im more of a good news first kind of guy.
birdman3: that's problematic.
yeahisurehopeitdoes: you should really talk that out with a therapist.
strange_itsstrange: my therapist quit.
yeahisurehopeitdoes: oh. 🌝
tictac: anyone want to tell me what's going on with the toilet.
pepperandsalt: i don't think anyone wants to know about this scott.
youknowhoiam: that's actually kind of a nice segway because a pipe burst and i have people coming in tmr so you can't go to the bathroom today here, but we do have port-a-potties outside the compound.
starspangledman: a what now?
birdman3: wait-
fridgemagnet: how do you even say that...
blintcarton: oh. my. gosh.
youknowhoiam: how do you not know what that is.
starspangledman: we just never used one.
yeahisurehopeitdoes: ok lemme explain. it's a box with a toilet inside and you go there. but it's not really a toilet.
blintcarton: you are welcome to go check.
fridgemagnet: interesting.
ilikecats: i would like to know what the good news is.
knives: me too
youknowhoiam: oh. right. we got more pop tarts.
tor: YAY!!!!! IT IS I WHO HAVE COME TO CLAIM THE POP TARTS!! WHAT FLAVER DID YOU OBTAIN?
youknowhoiam: i dunno. check the pantry.
tictac: what am i supposed to do about the whole toilet situation...
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heyyy. school started lol. it's ok. idk how i feel yet. and i found out that all of my classes are honors. i'm going to cry. anyway, karen and matt in daredevil are everything for me. but steve and natasha always come first.
-grace <3
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Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
