Avengers Group Chat

30: BUT IT LOOKS GOOD

Danger bitches🤪🔪

starspangledman: guys we need you to help solve a disagreement with me and nat

youknowhoiam: a lover's quarrel?

knives: nope. just whether or not steve's beard makes him look hot

birdman3: and who thinks what?

starspangledman: nat thinks i should keep it, if only for a little bit longer. I think i should shave it and become clean shaven and smooth :)

knives: I stand by it

tictac: eh, i go for shave it

fridgemagnet: a brave man that one is

strange_itsstrange: i'm kind of partial towards beards so...why not. keep it.

rollingdownahill: whatever natasha says, do that.

spacelesbean: eh. i truly could not care less.

toaster: I think that the beard gives you a sense of maturity, and therefore i believe that you shall keep it.

knives: thank you very much vision

starspangledman: :( but it's scruffy

fridgemagnet: it looks good

pietrotime: keep the beard dude.

yeahisurehopeitdoes: I say shave it. you can always grow it back and it looks more captain america-y

blintcarton: keep it. you look hot

starspangledman: i'm pretty sure nat just texted you to say that

blintcarton: I can neither confirm nor deny the events of anything

knives: i'm not completely sure that's how it works.

starspangledman: this is a serious problem

ilikecats: I think I know what you should do.

roadworkahead: yes, listen to brother. he actually know what he is talking about when it comes to facial hair. yes, i was surprised as well.

ilikecats: I think that you should ask the man who know everything about hair himself.

tor: is this man a hair god??

ilikecats: he is something of the sort, yes

tor: than i shall fight this hair god and show him who truly has the most godly hair

knives: thor, i don't think anyone could be more godly than you.

starspangledman: tasha-

knives: we know i love you shush

starspangledman: 🙂

vestwithpockets: wait...natasha wants the beard to stay right?

fridgemagnet: pretty sure yeah

vestwithpockets: then keep it. if she likes it.

rollingdownahill: the only other sensible person here. thank you belova

vestwithpockets: no problemo

knives: :)

starspangledman: okok. i'm keeping the beard.

knives: YES!!!

but you can trim it, because it is getting a little bit unruly

youknowhoiam: if i see the two of you tomorrow and natasha has beard burns, i will kill myself. and just know that you would have been the ones to bring it upon me.
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my fingers cannot type today. like two seconds ago i spelled fingers finglets