danger bitches 🤪🔪
birdman3: help
fridgemagnet: no
starspangledman: what do you need Sam?
birdman3: i have heartburn
fridgemagnet: good. i hope you suffer
birdman3: 🖕🏾
birdman3: do we have any tums or anything like that
youknowhoiam: who the actual fuck still uses tums
birdman3: me
youknowhoiam: why would you do that to yourself?
birdman3: because they taste good and they work
youknowhoiam: ew
ginormousragemonster: there should be some in the bathroom off of the kitchen if I remember correctly, but they're pretty high up
birdman3: thank you to the only helpful one here
ginormousragemonster: you're welcome
literally only two minutes later
birdman3: uhhhhh can someone help me
fridgemagnet: jesus what do you need now
birdman3: ...i cant reach it...
redwigglywoos: i thought you had redwing 🤨 can't you make it come to you?
yeahisurehopeitdoes: i'm gonna say it
roadworkahead: don't say it
yeahisurehopeitdoes: i'm going to do it
roadworkahead: PETER
youknowhoiam: do it.
yeahisurehopeitdoes: i'm doing it
blintcarton: what 🧐
yeahisurehopeitdoes: that's what she said.
MUAHAHAHAHHA💪🏼😏💪🏼
roadworkahead: NO
youknowhoiam: i've never been more proud
pepperandsalt: omg he's tearing up...
birdman3: i hate all of you
knives: you say that a lot
birdman3: because it's true 🙄
starspangledman: just make yourself bigger?
knives: oh no steve
starspangledman: what?
knives: i love you, but you walked right into that one
starspangledman: i'm confused
blintcarton: MY TURN. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
knives: give it a second
blintcarton: 'twas what she said🫡
starspangledman: shit
knives: language
starspangledman: no
youknowhoiam: he is salty today. natasha he needs to get l a i d
knives: oh i know
starspangledman: 🙂
birdman3: just one of you come down here and help me before i die of heartburn
ginormousragemonster: you know, technically you can't die...
birdman3: never speak again
toaster: do not fear mr. wilson, I will come down and assist you.
birdman3: thank you vision, i officially like you better than anyone else here
toaster: I do appreciate the sentiment
birdman3: but what's that white stuff underneath it?
knives: you people are quite literally the dumbest people I have ever met
fastandfurious: that's what she said.
youknowhoiam: dude. Nick Fury just told a thats what she said joke to you
birdman3: this is an odd feeling, but i'm pleasantly surprised
rollingdownahill: that's what she said?
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
