27: wait...we're all orphans

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danger bitches 🤪🔪

youknowhoiam: i just thought of something

knives: that's never good

blintcarton: i have to disagree with that one. i think sometime tony's ideas don't suck.

starspangledman: HAH! name one. nononono, name three

blintcarton: the one where he said i should install bungee cords in my room so i can swing around everywhere

yeahisurehopeitdoes: or you could just get my powers🤨

ginormousragemonster: he has a point clint

blintcarton: i don't want to hear it kid

knives: ok. but steve said to name three and that's only one.

blintcarton: gee thanks nat i didn't notice

knives: 🙄

toaster: i am sensing sarcasm

blintcarton: i'm literally going to kill someone

spacelesbean: i've only heard one so far

blintcarton: okok here it is:

-put suction cups on the wall to be able to walk around
-a pill where you have heightened senses

yeahisurehopeitdoes: is no one seeing the connection?

starspangledman: yeah tony it looks like u just took the kids powers and made them look like business ideas

youknowhoiam: things get off topic so fast it's so annoying

birdman3: did you truly expect anything else?

youknowhoiam: i'm not answering that question

fridgemagnet: ofc you're not

youknowhoiam: what's that supposed to mean?

fridgemagnet: that is up to you. it's ✨relative✨

youknowhoiam: ANYWAY, i realized something.


we're kind all orphans.

knives: that can't be true right?

starspangledman: everyone who is an orphan say "I"

youknowhoiam: i

blintcarton: i

fridgemagnet: i

redwigglywoos: i

pietrotime: i

yeahisurehopeitdoes: i

ginormousragemonster: i

spacelesbean: i

fastandfurious: i

vestwithpockets: i

strange_itsstrange: i

warmachinerox: i

tictac: i

youknowhoiam: woah woah. the ant dude is an orphan?

tictac: well yeah, i mean i'm a forty five year old dude and my parents had me kind of late. no shit.

youknowhoiam: huh........ carry on

knives: i think we get the idea. but damn.

birdman3: honestly considering how mentally unstable this group of grow ass adults are...i'm truly not surprised.

spacelesbean: i feel like we should take this as a compliment... should we take this as a compliment?

fridgemagnet: i'm pretty sure that everything sam says, he means well. so yes, take that as a component and be proud of your mental instability

redwigglywoos: barnes would know. he goes to a shrink

knives: i could never.

pietrotime: i feel like you would unintentionally scare them away with one look

knives: good

starspangledman: ew. i had a shrink. she was an alcoholic and she told me i needed to work on my issues.
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you guys are really awesome and i'm trying to think of a chapter to stop at...i'm thinking 45 or 50? idk, but i know i want to give myself a goal of some sort.

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