danger bitches 🤪🔪
knives: ok, here's the deal. i have a question. am i short? feel free to debate.
youknowhoiam: do i need to pull up the definition of short for you?
knives: this is about personal opinion.
starspangledman: nah. i mean, i was like 5 feet for the majority of my life so if you're short then i'm not sure what i am.
fridgemagnet: i forgot about that... 🌝
birdman3: i didn't. it's hilarious.
rollingdownahill: ehhhh, i feel like ur average nat.
knives: interesting take
spacelesbean: yeah, something like that
knives: i need yes or no answers.
starspangledman: i gave u one :)
knives: i know :)
yeahisurehopeitdoes: honestly that's a good question.
blintcarton: fuck this. ur short tasha.
knives: die
redwigglywoos: heh. clint u just got yourself killed.
blintcarton: what's she gonna do? im not in the country. which also makes me being up the idea of switching this to whattsapp.
youknowhoiam: no
fastandfurious: no.
birdman3: wow. even the boss man comes out of his cave to say no to that.
starspangledman: an all time low
yeahisurehopeitdoes: for realsies
blintcarton: i feel attacked. my therapist will be hearing about this.
birdman3: aren't you supposed to feel attacked right now?
knives: i'm your therapist asshole
blintcarton: then you will be hearing about this.
knives: and i'll laugh
blintcarton: cap
starspangledman: yup
blintcarton: tell ur girlfriend to back off please
starspangledman: no thanks. this is pretty entertaining not going to lie.
blintcarton: 🖕🏼
toaster: mr barton, i would advise that from the manner of your messages, your blood pressure has risen and i would advise you to as mr stark would say "cool your jets"
knives: vision, how would you like to be clinton's new therapist?
toaster: i would be delighted
redwigglywoos: maybe he gets healthcare benefits.
youknowhoiam: who taught her how to make jokes that are funny and politically accurate
knives: that would be me. good one wanda 🙂
redwigglywoos: :)
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sorry it's been so long, i've been super busy and have not have any chance to write. but i will try to write more. the healthcare joke i am especially proud of lol.
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
