title is based on my missed spelling attempts at the title.
Danger Bitches 🤪🔪
starspangledman: guys. i need ur help.
youknowhoiam: no
starspangledman: you don't even know what it is yet?
youknowhoiam: it's cute that you think that it would make a difference...because it won't
ginormousragemonster: well tony, we are on our lunch break from the lab so we could probably listen to what cap has to say
starspangledman: i knew i always liked you banner
ginormousragemonster: thanks :)
starspangledman: except when u flirted with natasha. not cool man.
ginormousragemonster: uhh...
starspangledman: hah. lol. just kidding, nat laughs about it all the time so you're all good.
fridgemagnet: ouch
birdman3: yeah that's gotta hurt
tictac: what was the help you needed again?
fridgemagnet: ew
birdman3: imagine being productive on this group chat??? honestly that's where our assemble group chat is...r u not on that?
tictac: no i am...but i mean he said it on this chat so it would make no sense to transfer it? i don't really know.
blintcarton: newbies 😎
tictac: i'm not completely sure how i should take that
yeahisurehopeitdoes: well definitely don't take it as a compliment. clint said that to me a year ago and i said thanks...
blintcarton: OHHHHH I REMEMBER THAT
youknowhoiam: that was not one of my most proud moments as a dad.
vestwithpockets: that explains a whole lot.
roadworkahead: this chat is so chaotic
birdman3: really?! huh. never noticed
roadworkahead: 🙄. what i'm saying is that this chat gets off topic so easily and then from there just keeps getting worse and worse until someone then goes and brings the conversation back to where it started.
pietrotime: that's a little too accurate
spacelesbean: fr
starspangledman: is this the part where i bring it back to where it started?
fastandfurious: yes
starspangledman: huh. ok.
starspangledman: me and nat have a bet. which one of us speaks french better.
vestwithpockets: HAH. NATASHA.
fridgemagnet: steve you know i love you, and you're my best friend right?
starspangledman: yeah...
fridgemagnet: it's natasha. she learned it in a week.
knives: true. i did.
starspangledman: why did you bring me in on this when you knew u spoke it better.
knives: désolée 😘 (sorry)
starspangledman: je pense que tu n'es pas désolée... (i think that you aren't sorry)
knives: alors, je t'aime, tu sais que,
vraiment? (well, i love you. you know that right?)
youknowhoiam: i speak french too, reel it in.
knives: 😤
fridgemagnet: from now on, natasha only speaks in emojis and french.
knives: 🖕🏼
fridgemagnet: i plead my case.
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i desperately need to update more...
pov u didn't need google translate 💪🏼😮💨
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
