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✨the quartet ✨

knives: helllllooooo

starspangledman: nat-

knives: :)

starspangledman: when did you wake up?

knives: like 30 minutes ago

starspangledman: ohhhh

knives: and no, nothing hurts 😉

starspangledman: group chat

knives: eh, they've walked in on worse

knives: SAM BARNES GET UR ASSES OVER HERE

birdman3: jeez, im here. cap can u calm down romanoff she's going to kill me

starspangledman: that really sucks doesn't it

birdman3: wow. so that's how it's going to be? ouch, i thought we were friends

knives: how did one get to the other?

starspangledman: good question. sam you confuse me sometimes

fridgemagnet: honestly i think what you did was brave steve

birdman3: oh f you

fridgemagnet: i thought that was your job?

knives: WOAHHHHHH

starspangledman: WOW

knives: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE ARE THE ONLY ONES SEEING THIS WHAT

starspangledman: i'm speechless. after 70 years, james barnes still has it

knives: that was screenshotted. barnes, you are not my favorite but i do give you credit for that.
you actually surprised me

starspangledman: that's a tough job, congrats buck

fridgemagnet: honestly i know i should feel honored that you thought a joke i made was funny so thank you.

starspangledman: are we sure it's a joke?

birdman3: CAP

fridgemagnet: good one 💪🏼

knives: i don't think i have ever been more in love with you than i am now

starspangledman: well i did get back from my run so i do need a shower...

fridgemagnet: ew

birdman3: i do not need to see this. at all.

fridgemagnet: agreed. wait didnt you say you needed us for something

knives: ohhhhh yeahhhhhh, ok im doing a fresh direct order because we never have any food here and it's getting to be a problem when steve and i have to fight over the last bit of orange juice. (side note: this is a reference to a fic i read on ao3 about them and orange juice and it is the cutest thing, i highly recommend :) )

starspangledman: so what do you want us to do?

knives: just start listing different foods you think we need or you want or we are running out of

starspangledman: orange juice

fridgemagnet: wheat thins

birdman3: sausage

starspangledman: bagels

birdman3: peanut butter

fridgemagnet: toothpaste

knives: they only do food. go to cvs you lazy ass.

birdman3: oooh could you get doughnuts on the way back pleaseeee 🤧

fridgemagnet: 🖕

starspangledman: nat u done?

knives: yeah i just placed the order, should come in like a day or two.

starspangledman: i still need a shower...

knives: ur bathroom is better, i'll be there in 5

starspangledman: deal

birdman3: i'm going to go and touch some grass now
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yelllooooooo

hi, i'm not dead. just with the end of the semester, there are a lot of tests and stuff like that so- yuh. OKOK BYEEEEEEEE

grace

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