Danger bitches 🤪🔪
birdman3: I have a proposition
knives: think about what you are about to say sam. and think: is this going to give bucky a reason to tease me?
birdman3: i think about that every single time i open my mouth
fridgemagnet: so...a lot?
blintcarton: ok that was good i'm not going to lie
fridgemagnet: I don't know why you were so surprised by that
blintcarton: how do you know i was surprised?
strange_itsstrange: because you're a middle aged man
blintcarton: hah. i totally forgot you were even here
strange_itsstrange: that's nice
birdman3: this chat gets away from topic so easily it kind of hurts
youknowhoiam: we were on topic?
roadworkahead: the topic of deez nuts!!
yeahisurehopeitdoes: HAH! GOOD ONE!
MJ SAYS IT WAS GOOD TOO!!
birdman3: who's mj?
youknowhoiam: the kids girlfriend
pietrotime: damn. the 16 year old has a girlfriend but you don't. that's gotta hurt
birdman3: aren't you 16?
tictac: YOU'RE 16?!?!
pietrotime: NO!
i'm 20
birdman3: holy shit
redwigglywoos: pietro, i don't think we should have said that on a group chat.
rollingdownahill: we have your age on file
redwigglywoos: nevertheless
toaster: interesting
fastandfurious: I am THIS close to leaving this group chat🤏
starspangledman: didn't you make this group chat?
knives: that is true
spacelesbean: nick, you made a group chat?
fastandfurious: it was clearly not a very good idea
fridgemagnet: hey, when this chat was created i honestly kind of had no clue what group chats even were!
roadworkahead: that's a problem
fridgemagnet: well it's obviously solved because here i am
knives: shocker
fridgemagnet: steve your girlfriend is just a ray of sunshine
starspangledman: she's not a morning person
youknowhoiam: we never noticed
knives: you guys are too kind
youknowhoiam: you are so very welcome
starspangledman: nat come back
yeahisurehopeitdoes: where did she go?
starspangledman: she just got out of bed, took a knife from her bedside table and left the room
youknowhoiam: shit she's in my room
blintcarton: this is going to be funny
birdman3: i'm not going to get my question answered right?
pietrotime: absolutely not
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happy june? idk, i never know what to say during these anymore
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
