This is a couple days late for understandable reasons (I hope). Despite it no longer being Christmas I'm sure y'all would still appreciate a festive oneshot, one involving the whole of Toman.
Let's call this a Toman x reader oneshot
Also I'm pretending everyone is happy and alive for this, I'm talking about you, Baji
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Before I could make another movement Mikey moved across the room at incredible speeds. I saw no forgiveness in his eyes as his leg rose up to greet my face. I saw Draken running towards him, a hand out to grab him but he was too far away to make it in time, Mitsuya and Hakkai had their mouths open yelling but I couldn't hear a word they were saying. Everyone surrounded us, watching on but knowing they could do nothing to stop it.
Let me catch you up to what exactly brought us to this situation.
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"y/n-chan, is there any more popcorn?"
Mikey waved the bowl at me that was full of popcorn maybe 10 minutes ago, he doesn't break his gaze away from the fight going on in front of him. Dammit I literally just made that.
"I'll go check for you"
Leaning over the back of the couch, I grab the bowl out of his hand and make my way to the kitchen. I had invited the guys round to mine for a Christmas party. So far Mikey, Ken-chin, Mitsuya, Smiley and Pah-chin were here, the rest are yet to come. Mikey and Draken claimed the couch, keeping their legs on it so there was no room for a third person. Mitsuya sat slumped in the beanbag in the corner with his headphones on, blocking out the screaming coming from Smiley and Pah-chin as they wrestled on the carpet in front of the TV. I swear to god if they knock that over I'll string up both of them by their necks and hang them on the Christmas tree.
I pull open the cupboard and see one remaining bag of popcorn. Thank god. I throw it into the microwave and hit the button, that should be done in about 3 minutes.
I wonder back into the living room holding more snacks, I drop them on Mitsuya who looked a little too calm
"Oí" he yells, finally taking off his headphones as the bags of sweets rain down on his head.
I walk away giggling, that is untill I feel a gummy bear hit the back of my neck and I spin to see Mitsuya, open pack of sweets in hand. He had his arm raised to throw another so I bolt out into the kitchen. I hear his footsteps growing louder as I dig around in the drawers, looking for some ammo of my own. I find an opened bag of chocolates.
These will do.
He appears in the doorway, arm raised and a malicious grin on his face. He quickly loses it when 3 chocolates hit him square in the face, in fact it's replaced by a look of shock. He drops the sweets and runs back into the living room, vaulting over the couch and landing on a certain someone's legs.
"OI YOU DAFT FUCK GET OFF ME"
Draken is not happy
Mitsuya is tackled to the floor, landing on a pinned down Smiley. It quickly turns into a group fight, punches raining down on each other. I swear to god if they dare hit the tv I'll-
A bang rings out and the boys freeze. The TV wobbles back and forth, a large dent in the very center of it. I see Pah-chin's foot raised towards it
Oh I'm gonna kill him
I slowly and silently walk towards the mess of boys while Pah quickly tries to get untangled but he's saved by the bell
The doorbell to be exact
I run to open the door and see a huge grin on Baji and Chifuyu's faces as they hold out in front of them what they thought would be an excellent idea
2 crates of beers
Kazutora stands behind with his arms wrapped around their necks and I see Peh-yan, Hakkai and Angry standing behind them with...is that wine? How the fuck did they get all this shit?
"SURPRISE!" Chifuyu yells, laughing
"Oh lord" I mumble
Baji bursts out laughing and barges past me, patting me on the shoulder as he passed. Chifuyu and Tora follow him and Peh-yan, Hakkai and Angry follow behind sheepishly, thanking me.
This is going to go very badly, very quickly.
Cheers echo through the house as Baji holds up his two crates of beers above his head like a prize. He places them on the carpet where the boys had been roughhousing mere minutes ago and starts ripping open the box, throwing a beer to everyone.
I look on, not saying a word. Chifuyu walks up to me and hands me a beer.
"What could go wrong?" He says putting his arm around my neck.
A lot. A lot could go wrong
"Oi let's play a drinking game" Mikey calls out
Oh....oh no
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I stumble back into the room, it's been maybe an hour maybe 2 since Baji and Chifuyu turned up. Everyone is here now and the room is packed.
I stand in the doorway and watch the chaotic scene before me
Hakkai is standing on the table, drunk out of his mind. He's convinced he can sing opera and is absolutely butchering a song that none of us have heard before. We don't need to have heard it before to know he's singing it wrong tho.
Chifuyu is on Baji shoulders, trying to reach the ceiling light because they're convinced it's the sun and therefore they must touch it. They're very unsteady, wobbling all over the place. I swear to god their braincells are allergic to each other because when they're together they're the two biggest bimbos I know
Draken gets up from his seat which is now Mitsuya's beanbag and kicks Baji in the leg causing them to topple on top of him. He didn't really think that one through, huh
Peh-yan is have what looks like a...rap battle? With his own reflection? While Pah-chin cheers him on
Mikey is swaying back and forth on the couch. Draken cut him off about 20 minutes ago but little does he know that Mikey has been stealing other people's beers when they weren't looking. In fact I caught him swinging straight out of one of the wine bottles not even 10 minutes ago.
Mitsuya managed to get the TV working again and put on the Japanese sewing bee and is yelling loudly and pointing at the TV
"HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEW, HIS HEMMING IS IN SHAMBLES. LOOK AT HIM HE JUST BUTCHERED THE HEMMING, SOMEONE STOP HIM."
Kazutora is sitting on the armchair whereing a Christmas hat and fake beard while giggling and rocking back and forth. Where did....where did his pants go...?
Oh found them, they're hanging from the ceiling fan. I think those are his socks up there too. Delightful
"Angry iff he tries to take off anymore of his clothes, please please...restrain him." I call out to the blue haired boy. I've had a little too much to drink myself but I'm holding it together since I'm the host. My parents will kill me if anything gets damaged
"Got it, boss" his hand raised in a salute
He seems to be the only one who can handle their alcohol, I wouldn't have expected he would be the only one who isn't a lightweight.
"SMILEY NO PUTT THA DOWN"
I run/ quickly stumble over to him and grab the lighter out of his hands but I'm a second too late.
The bottom of Hakkai's pants caught alight. I grab the beer out of Kazutora's hands and throw it on the growing flame creeping up Hakkai's leg. Mitsuya rushes over having seen his best friend catch fire and drags Hakkai down off of the table
"C'mon we gotta get these off you, he said pulling on the bottom of Hakkai's pants"
"Dude...I don't...like you in that way bro"
"Not like that, they were on fire you absolute fucking spoon"
"They were?" A dazed Hakkai looks at him in disbelief
Mitsuya lets out a long sigh before dragging him off out of the room. The pair of them stumbled towards the doorway leading to the kitchen
"Wrong way guys"
"Oh"
They found the door leading to the staircase and departed up them
The room is thrown into darkness and I quickly turn the flashlight on my phone on.
Baji looks down at me, the ceiling light in his hands. He was sitting on Draken's shoulders while Chifuyu lay on the floor holding his stomach laughing
Draken throws him over his head onto the floor and walks away
"Wasn't me" he mumbled
Baji is now laying on the floor, light in hand, his mouth open in the shock before it twists into a grin and he lobs it at Peh-yan's head
It smashes and he drops to the floor
Pah-chin turns around and drunkenly stumbles towards Baji, swinging his fists.
"Oí that's my...my best friend, you-you are gonna pay"
Baji scrambles up and steps out of the way. Pah-chin was very very slow to respond and ends up tripping over Chifuyu who was still lying on the floor and falls on top of him
"Gettoff me you fat fuck" he yells, trying to shove the boy off of him.
I burst out laughing and walk over to Mikey, snatching the beer out of his hand and drinking from it myself. I collapse down next to him, taking another swig of the beer and put my feet up on Pah-chin who was laying in front of me.
Peh-yan lets out a groan and moves slightly
Eh he'll be alright
Kazutora stands up, accidentally stepping on Peh-yan's head and slipping on top of the boy.
Maybe not then
Draken helps Kazutora up and then throws Peh-yan over his shoulder and carries him upstairs. Banging his head on the way out of the door which sets me off into a fit of laughter
"Gettin kind late isn't it y/n"
I turn and see Mitsuya. Hakkai is standing behind hi-
IS HE WEARING MY DRESS??
He walks past me, the dress swishing about at he moved and he blows a kiss at me as he passes.
I'll forgive him but only because he looks better in it than I do.
"He needs heels!" An excited Mikey pulls himself up into a sitting position, he has slowly been slumping further and further into a lying down position
"I'll grab him some" Kazutora yells and runs off towards the stairs, banging his head on the side of the doorway as he passed. How he even managed to do that I'll never know
"Yeah but I don't...think anyone is in a state to go home..."
I make eye contact with him
"CHRISMAS SLEEPOVERR" A drunken Smiley yells in a sing-song voice.
I shrug
"Why not"
A cheer explodes in the room.
"Come on everyone choose where you're sleeping" I say walking up the stairs towards my room, the bumbling band of drunken baboons following me up the stairs. Smiley leans heavily on the railing and somehow manages to accidentally flip himself over it and fall to the ground. Angry rushes down to help him
I throw open the door to my room and see Peh-yan in my bed and Draken tucking him in
"Nuh uh, no way"
I jump on the bed and roll Peh-yan over till he falls on the floor with a big bang. Another cheer rings out and all the boys hold their beers up, Mikey however holds up the bottle of wine. Mitsuya quickly snatches it off of him.
I fall backwards onto my bed in victory as the boys crowd into my room.
Kazutora opens the window wide and looks out. He starts leaning his head out to get fresh air and next thing I see his legs in the air and a yell sound out into the night.
Bitch just fell out my window
The doorbell sounds out and I curl up holding my stomach laughing. Angry runs down the stairs to open the door for him
"Has anyone seen my teddybear?" Mikey asks, waddling over towards the bed
Tora and Angry appear in the doorway of the bedroom again, Kazutora holding onto his shoulder and wincing in pain.
"Serves you right" I call out, still laughing.
Draken sits down in yet another beanbag, Angry helps Smiley onto the bottom of my bed. The orange boy curls up like a dog and doesn't move.
Pah-chin just lays down on the floor next to Peh-yan. There's no seperating those two.
Kazutora walks over and lays down, his head on Pah-chin's stomach using it like a pillow.
Mikey crawls onto the bed with me and lays down next to me.
"Hey that's my pillow" I grab it from under his head and it hits the mattress with a firm bonk
I let out a villainous laugh as the boys settle down. Since I have a double bed, we can fit quite a few of us on here. Mitsuya sits on the other side of me on the bed
"OW"
Kazutora gets a very loud hit blow to the head from Pah-chin.
I hear a loud ripping noise come from next to me and I see Hakkai has drunkenly stumbles over to the curtain and ripped it down. He wraps it around himself like a cape and lies down on the floor muttering how he is 'Dressman'. Angry is sitting on the end of the bed, Smiley's head in his lap. I kick my leg out and Smiley falls off the end with a loud thump.
I let out a giggle as I get a disapproving look from Angry but he doesn't move to help his brother up.
"Y/N" Mikey calls out
"What?" The blond boy next to me won't stop squirming and I'm losing my patience with him.
"I'm thirsty"
"And I don't give a shit"
He moves and grabs my head, pulling me down into a headlock
"Fine fine let me go" I shove him away and climb over Mitsuya
I make carefully steps towards the doorway making sure to kick Peh-yan in the head as I pass
"Whoops" I say, an obvious smile on my face.
I run down the stairs but my foot slips and I go flying down the stairs with a loud bang.
I let out a groan of pain as I just lie there, my face against the cold hard floor.
"Y/N?"
"Y/N are you okay?"
"What happened?"
I hear footsteps running down the stairs and I get pulled up by Mitsuya and Draken. The pull me to my feet and Mitsuya wraps my arm around his neck and takes me into the kitchen. He moves me onto one of the tables and I sit there with my legs swinging off of the edge.
"You okay?"
"Did you hurt anything?" Draken asks, moving towards the cupboard. That dickhead doesn't even care, he just wanted food
"Nah nah just stubbed my toe, I'm fine, honestly" Mitsuya doesn't seem convinced but stops frantically trying to see if I've broke anything
Another loud thump is heard and an earpiecing ring screech fills the air
Mitsuya and Draken don't move or even acknowledge the noise
"Are you...are you gonna check on that?"
"Do we need to?"
I jump up and shove past them and see Mikey lying crumpled up on the floor, still screaming. He was face up with his eyes closed
I rush over to him and out my hand on his head
"You okay?"
The screaming stops and he looks up at me with wide eyes.
"I'm alive?"
"Of course you are you daft fuck"
"Oh I opened my eyes and all's I could see was this big bright light, I thought I was dead"
I look up and see the hall light directly above him
"You mean....that light?" I say pointing up to the light hanging above us
"Oh...yeah, that was it"
I put a hand to my face and sign before helping him up on his feet.
The screaming had attracted some more baboons and I see them peaking round the corner, looking down the stairs. God I hope one of them falls
Angry and Kazutora start making their way downstairs to grab Mikey while Hakkai crumples up on the stairs laughing
The commander goes red and started yelling for Hakkai to shut up before rushing up and kicking him in the face. The momentum of the kick pushes his legs out from under him and he slides down the stairs. As he rolls the dress comes up and he lands in a pile on the floor ass up, his underwear showing for everyone to see
"No one wants to see that Hakkai" Angry calls out as Hakkai scrambles to pull his...wait no, my dress back down. He did in fact get heels and so he has to drag himself back onto his feet using the bannister, even then he looks like Bambi
Draken and Mitsuya finally follow me out into the hallway, Draken has a family bag of Doritos under his arm and his fingers were covered in the spicy yellowy orange dust. He was sucking on one of them to get it off. How classy
"Come on, back up to bed" Mitsuya tries to motion us back up the stairs with his arms.
Little bo peep manages to finally round us all up and get us up the stairs but before we could go into the bedroom Pah-chin comes running out, holding his hands over his mouth and rushing towards the bathroom.
"He's gonna spew" Peh-yan pops his head round the corner. Oh I didn't think he'd be awake so soon, I swear the kick I gave him should have kept him asleep 'til morning
Smiley suddenly appears and rags Peh-yan back into the room by his head. Oh dear.
"You make sure Smiley doesn't kill him, I'll check oh Pan" I say to Mitsuya
"On it"
I walk down the hall towards the bathroom where ungodly noises were echoing out of the door.
"Pah, you okay?" I stand in the doorway, leaning on the doorframe and I see the boy with his head literally in the toilet. Someone had gone before and left the toilet seat up which had unfortunately fell back down while Pah was vomiting and it was resting on top of his head.
I walk over and crouch down next to him rubbing his back, holding out the water I had gotten for Mikey. This seems like a better use for it, that lazy bastard can get himself a glass instead.
He gladly takes it and goes to chug it before I grab the hand he had wrapped around it
"Sip it, dumbass, don't want you throwing up again"
He lets out a noise of acknowledgement and nods before taking a couple sips of water. He plops himself down on the floor next to the toilet, water in hand
"I'll send Peh-yan in to keep you company if he's still alive in there."
I turn to leave but see movement coming from inside the bath. I walk over cautiously and yank the curtain out of the way exposing Chifuyu lying on top of Baji in the bathtub. Baji had his arms wrapped around his friend and Chifuyu had his head on Baji's stomach. Hey at least they still have all their clothes on. The same can't be said for Kazutora who is now missing his t-shirt too
I hear Pah rising up behind me
"Oh wow I didn't know you keep juice in your bathroom y/n" he mumbles
What? I don't
I turn and see him, the bottle of mouthwash to his lips and half of it already gone
"PAH THAT'S MOUTHWASH"
"No it's not it's orange juice"
"It's not even orange"
At that moment I hear yelling and a loud bang come from my room. I run back and dart through the doorway quickly.
Draken is holding the ceiling fan in his hands and there was a large hole where it should have been in the ceiling. He shoves it quickly into Kazutora's arms
"Wasn't me" he mumbles and climbs onto my bed.
I run over and twist, throwing a kick at Kazutora's who unluckily had chosen that moment to bend down slightly and it hits him in the face
Blood rushes down from his nose and he holds a hand to his face, dropping the fan
"Oi it was'n me, twas Draken"
I look at Draken who was shaking his head at me
"He just said 'wasn't me' " I reply back, shoving him to the ground
Draken lets out a loud laugh
Mikey crawls into my bed and wraps his arms around Draken, lying half on top of him
"Woah get a room you two"
Draken tries to shove him off but is unsuccessful, he gives in. He rests a hand on the boy's head and leans back so his back was against the headboard.
I walk over, stepping on Peh-yan's back and hop into the bed beside them. Mitsuya follows me over and sees there's isn't any room left for him
"You're in my seat y/n"
"It's my bed you cheeky cow"
He picks me up bridal style and sits down where I was sitting and just places me on his lap. My back was resting on Mikey who was still lying on Draken, it was kind of comfy so I allow Mitsuya to stay there.
Pah-chin stumbles in, face covered in pink mouthwash, and takes the beanbag, forcing Smiley and Angry to share the bottom of the bed. Hakkai is twirling in front of the mirror, clearly enjoying the dress and heels while Kazutora attempts mimic Mikey and climbs on top of Baji but is thrown off.
Peh-yan rises suddenly, eyes still closed and leaves the room. This catches everyone off guard for a second before we decide we don't really care.
Chifuyu is resting with his back against the wall and Baji is wrapped in the curtain that Hakkai had pulled down. Peh-yan is still lying unconscious on the floor after Smiley had apparently kicked him in the balls then punched him in the chin, causing him to slump to the floor.
"Hey let's play a game" Mikey calls out
"Last time you said that you ended up topless and drunk, Mikey-kun" Baji answers
"Nah this might be fun actually" Smiley laughs
It's around 1 am now, I don't think we're ever going to get to the actual sleeping part of the sleepover. My parents were away visiting my sick aunt for Christmas and had left me here to look after the house. Safe to say they aren't gonna have much of a house when they get back.
Peh-yan appears in the doorway, he's holding a large heavy chair by a single leg. He moves towards Baji, his eyes still closed
"This is for you" he mumbles, tossing the chair at Baji before laying down on the floor in a ball and going back the state Hsi is in between sleep and unconsciousness
"...let's play truth or dare" Angry says hopefully, that man loves a good game of truth or dare
"Sure, why not" I reply, getting comfy in my place on the bed
"I'll go first I guess" Mitsuya says, raising his hand slightly
"Draken truth or dare"
"Truth, I already know the kind of dares you give and I want nothing to do with them"
Mitsuya laughes
"Probably a good idea, I had a nasty one lined up for you"
"Okay, is it true that you still haven't missed Emma-chan?"
Draken turns a deep shade of red and stays silent
"HA I KNEW IT" Mikey calls out
"Bro it can't be that hard just kiss her already" I say, laughing so much the bed jiggles
"It's not that easy"
"Yes it is" I reply, my voice dropping with attitude
"No, it isn't"
"Watch"
I lean forwards and grab the side of Mitsuyas face, turning him towards me. I plant my lips on his and I feel him kiss back untill I pull away after a couple of seconds
"See? Easy peasy" I say, laughing
Why did he kiss back?
I look back at the boy sitting next to me and see him wink at me, this causes me to laugh
He's only messing with me I guess
I feel someone lift me up and I see Smiley looking down at me, he's standing on the bed with me in his arms
"Oi Takashi back off, she's mine" he says, with an obvious dramatic flare. I can feel him laughing because his arms are shaking with every giggle.
Baji jumps up and grabs my arm, pulling me out of Smileys arms and into his own. He throws me over his shoulder before announcing
"The lady is mine, back off dickcheese"
I burst out laughing and start hammering on his back with donkey Kong to make him out me down.
"Put me down, I'm gonna throw up if you move me about too much"
He puts me down and I spin around, walking back over to my bed, I see Baji sit back on the floor, wrapping the curtain back around him with yet another dramatic flare.
Peh-yan mumbles something no one could understand so everyone falls quiet hoping to catch him saying it a second time. He had a smile on his face and he opens his mouth again and we all listen in carefully.
"Go on Brandon, you can jump. It's only 30 stories"
What the fuck dude.
Kazutora lets out a very loud burp which breaks the silence. Smiley bursts out laughing and Pah-chin tries to rival him by letting out am even louder burp. Draken chimes in with one of his own.
I crawl over Mitsuya and prop myself back up on Mikey and throw my legs over the boy to my right.
Where did Baji go? He was here a minute ago
Mikey lets out the loudest burp of the lot, he lasts for a solid 5 seconds before stopping. Everyone sits there in shock before Angry starts a round of applause. Who knew such a small boy could make such a loud noise.
"I need to pee" Kazutora announces before quickly jumping up and running out the door
"You don't need to announce that every time you fucking toddler" I yell out after him.
Peh-yan begins to stir and tries to pull himself up with the bedpost.
The house is thrown into darkness yet again. I let out a scream and I feel Mitsuya grab me and pull me into a tight hug. A very loud womanly scream echoes through the house, coming from the hallway. Angry finds a torch under the bed and flicks it on, it's bright enough to illuminate the whole room
Hakkai is in Chifuyu's lap and they're tightly hugging each other, Pah-chin is holding onto Pehyan, Smiley is grabbing onto Draken's foot and Mikey has his arms wrapped around Draken's neck. Guessing from the choking noise Ken-chin makes, he's got his arms wrapped a little too tight.
Hakkai and Chifuyu both let out a cough and push each other away, trying to play off their loving hug.
"I still can't find my teddy bear guys" Mikey calls out
He brought a teddy bear?
Angry steps out into the hallway and me, Chifuyu and Mitsuya follow him, leaving the rest of the boys in the bedroom. As I walk past Peh-yan I give him a swift punch to the face, knocking him back down on his knees and I see Chifuyu step on him as he walks past. Teamwork makes the dream work.
We figure out the source of the scream and see Kazutora lying on the floor, holding onto his hand. He seems to have somehow trapped it in the door and injured it, probably when the lights went off. I pull him up and take his hand in my own, inspecting it.
He hasn't broke it, maybe bruised the bone but that's as bad as it could be. Mitsuya herds us downstairs telling us several times to watch our steps as we go down the stairs
This warning obviously did not penetrate the concrete block that is Kazutora's brain and he slips and falls down the stairs, curse words flowing from his mouth as he hits each step.
I hear a noise come from the kitchen and I stop everyone from moving
"There's someone out there" I whisper
"What should we do?" I think that was Chifuyu, it's still too dark to tell who is who since Angry is pointing the torch away from us.
"What's taking you guys so long?" A voice calls down the stairs, that must be Draken. Angry shushes him before shining his light up towards them. Draken is standing at the top of the stairs with Mikey wrapped around his leg. How he managed to walk all the way over here astounds me.
"What's going on?" Smiley appears and trips over the boy hanging off of Draken's leg and goes tumbling down the stairs.
A chorus of shushing sounds out
"You okay Mikey?" Draken whispers
"I know everything" he mumbles under his breath, he eyes closed
"OH DON'T MIND ME, IM PERFECTLY FINE THANKS" Smiley yells up the stairs at Draken.
Another chorus of shushing takes places
"Go on ask me anything" Mikey continues
Guess we're continuing with this madness then
"What a polynomial?" I whisper loudly up the stairs
"It's when there no toy in your happy meal" he mumbles back, sticking his thumb in his mouth.
I burst out laughing, only to be met with more shushing
Hakkai appears like an angel at the top of the stairs, the dress moving as if there was wind.
"Why we whispering yo?" He quietly calls down to us
"There's someone in the kitchen, y/n heard them" Angry answers him
"Ladies first" I say, motioning my hands for Mitsuya to take the lead
"Beauty before age they say" I slap him over the back of the head as he walks past. Cheeky cow
I'm knocked to the ground by Hakkai who somehow managed to tip over the bannister and fall on top of me
"Get off me, dipshit" I say, pushing the well dressed boy off of me
"Sorry"
We walk into the kitchen slowly, Mitsuya taking the lead
"Do you reckon it's Santa?" Hakkai whispers innocently
"Oh shut up"
Angry passes the torch forwards and I hold it, pointing it into the kitchen to see what was in there.
A figure appears in front of us, skin wrinkled and drooping with big black holes where their eyes should be
I let out a scream, joining the choir of screaming boys behind me.
A hand reaches out to grab my face and I instinctively grab it and twist it, causing the figure to drop to a knee, facing away from me as I continue to twist
"Ow ow stop fuck ow" a familiar voice yells
Shit is that Baji?
I drop his arm and he turns, pulling off the mask
I slap him across the face then launch myself at him, wrapping my arms around his neck in a hug
"Ow you daft fuck, what was that for?"
"That was for scaring me"
"Yeah you got us good there Baji" Smiley adds
"Angry has pissed himself"
"I have not" a voice squeaks out from the back
I back away from Baji and he begins to cradle his arm and explains how it was him who switched the lights out
"Shoulda known it was you" I say, rolling my eyes and pushing through the boys and walking back up the stairs. I look at my watch, Jesus it's nearly 3 am.
"You're going too slow" Smiley calls up and suddenly I feel myself get lifted up and thrown over his shoulder and carries up the stairs.
"Let me go" I say, laughing so hard I can feel tears in my eyes.
"Never" he runs up the stairs, taking them two at a time
I look down and see Hakkai smiling up at me but he misplaces his foot and I hear a snapping sound. He crumples to the floor and I see him taking off a heel and holding it up.
BITCH SNAPPED MY HEELS
Smiley makes it to the top of the stairs and barges into the bedroom to see quite the scene unfolding before us
Pah-chin was trying to fight a big teddy bear which was laying on the floor, was yelling something about disrespect and honour. I see the empty wine bottle lying on the floor next to him, that man just threw up why did he decided to have even more to drink? He was red in the face and launches himself at the bear, he pulls on its head and it comes off with ripping sound. He holds the head in one hand and the body in the other.
"Why the fuck did you do that? What did it ever do to you?" I say, walking over and snatching it off of him. I thought it was one of my ones but apparently not
"He was....talking shit about you guys"
"Aw and you were defending our honour?" Chifuyu chimes in, darting into the room
"No I just didn't want anyone to see me taking advice from a bear" he says roughly, plonking himself down on the beanbag, cradling the empty wine bottle like a baby.
The rest of the boys crowd into the room, laughing at the scene laying before them
That was untill Mikey walks in
"What did you do to Mr Cuddles?" He says quietly
"What?"
"You ripped Mr Cuddles" he mumbles, slowly walking towards me, head down so I couldn't see his eyes.
"It... wasn't me-"
"You're gonna pay" he says, finally raising his head and looking at me as I try to back away
Before I could make another movement Mikey moved across the room at incredible speeds. I saw no forgiveness in his eyes as his leg rose up to greet my face. I saw Draken running towards him, a hand out to grab him but he was too far away to make it in time, Mitsuya and Hakkai had their mouths open yelling but I couldn't hear a word they were saying. Everyone surrounded us, watching on but knowing they could do nothing to stop it.
The blow hits my face, sending me flying onto the bed. He grabs me by my collar and pulls me up. I can barely see what is going on, my vision is blurry and I'm very disoriented. He raises a fist and I see it coming towards me. I close my eyes bracing myself for impact
This is the end
But it never reaches me
I open my eyes again and see Draken with his arm wrapped around Mikey's, stopping him from punching me.
"It wasn't her" finally a voice of reason
He drops the hand wrapped around my collar and he stalks towards Pah-chin who was sitring innocently in his beanbag
I sit up, coughing and Draken pats me lightly on the back
"MOVE MOVE MOVE" Mitsuya yells out and I see Pah-chin flying across the room. He hits the door and it splinters, leaving a Path shaped hole in it
"HEY THAT'S MY FAVOURITE DOOR" I yell
Mikey walks over to the bed and falls onto it, already asleep before his head even hits the pillow. Well if he's already asleep then he doesn't need a pillow, I pull it from under his head and put it under my own and pull the blankets up around me
Smiley and Angry help Pah up and carry him over to his beanbag before wrapping themselves up in the ripped curtain
Draken grabs a spare blanket from inside my wardrobe and curls up next to my bed.
Baji lays down, his head on Draken's leg and Chifuyu joins him, half lying on top of him.
Kazutora lies on the bottom of the bed and Mitsuya pushes me over slightly and climbs in next to me. Peh-yan is still unconscious on the floor, someone's stuffed a sock in his mouth and drew a couple dicks on his face. Classic
Peh-yan mutters yet another line. Why does this kid sleep talk so much?
"Bang and the dirt is gone" he mumbled, the sock stopping his speech from being clear
"Did he just say 'Bang and I'm a dirty slut' ?" A very confused Angry asks
"No, dipshit"
I roll over, facing away from Mikey and close my eyes
"Goodnight guys" I call out
"Night"
"Goodnight"
"G'night"
"Shut the fuck up"
"Well that's not very nice, Baji"
"Fuck you"
"That's awfully rude of you"
"Apologise"
"Never"
"I'll lick your face"
"Don't you da-"
A screaming fills the air as someone apparently licks Baji's face
"Fine, I'm sorry" he says, evidently butthurt about being licked
"It's fine, goodnight"
"Goodnight"
"Night"
"See yous in the morning"
"I sure fucking hope not" someone growls, I'm assuming Draken
"Goodnight"
"STOP SAYING GOODNIGHT AND FUCKING GO TO SLEEP"
"Someone wash his fucking mouth out"
"Oh shut up"
"Goodnight"
Everyone starts screaming and throwing things at Kazutora who, unluckily for him, was the last person to say goodnight
Silence fills the room and everyone starts drifting off to sleep
Why did we ever think this would be a good idea?
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A/N:
It's quite fitting that I wrote parts of this while drunk myself, hope you enjoyed it! This has been my longest one yet