𝐁𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘹

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

the three muskequeers🤪🤙💞

aussiephelix: aight listen up bitches

hyunjeans: I'm busy.

aussiephelix: no you're not

hyunjeans: no, I'm not 😔

oldcatlady: tf you want

aussiephelix: charming as ever, minho

oldcatlady: shut up

aussiephelix: 😉😘😍🥰💓💘💕💟

hyunjeans: what do you want tho

aussiephelix: which one of you motherfuckheads put my number on a bUS STOP

hyunjeans: WAIT YOU MEAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY MESSAGED YOU LMAODNSNDM

aussiephelix: hyunjin you bitCH

oldcatlady: what's he like 😏

aussiephelix:I DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR NAME NEVERMIND GENDER

oldcatlady: then what are thEy like?

aussiephelix: bitchy.

hyunjeans: you must get along great then

aussiephelix: istg-

aussiephelix: why are we friends again?

oldcatlady: because you love us.

hyunjeans: because you love us.

aussiephelix: it seems you have a death wish

oldcatlady: dont even tRy me

oldcatlady: I will slice you uP

hyunjeans: he will, I've seen him do it

aussiephelix: YOU SAW HIM WHAT NOW

oldcatlady: *hisss*

aussiephelix: I think you spend too much time with your cat

oldcatlady: CATSSS* MULTIPLE

aussiephelix: oh yeah like sumpi and doofus or smth

oldcatlady: SOONI DOONGI DORI HOW HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER

hyunjeans: pretty hard I'd say

aussiephelix: some would say impossible

oldcatlady: fuck you.

aussiephelix: please don't

hyunjeans: anyways. how old is the dude you're texting 😏

aussiephelix: idek if they're a dude

hyunjeans: dude is a gender neutral nickname

oldcatlady: no it's not

hyunjeans: it is in the dictionary of hyunjin

aussiephelix: do you have a copy?

hyunjeans: no, sorry I keep it all in my brain sack

oldcatlady: your WHAT 😃

hyunjeans: my brain sack duh

aussiephelix: you scare me.

hyunjeans: kinky

aussiephelix: DKSJDJEJE NO

oldcatlady: answer the question, how old are they

aussiephelix: all I know is they're 21 but they text like an old man

hyunjeans: always a bad sign

meanhoe: go ask for their gender

aussiephelix: ugh fine

hyunjeans: good luck 👍

aussiephelix: stfu

hyunjeans: 😔