Ulana: Truth or dare?

Adonis: Truth.

Ulana: How many hours have you slept this week?

Adonis: Dare.

Ulana: Go to sleep.

Adonis: I don't like this game.

***

Edith: I've started seeing someone.

Elijah: As in dating?

Edith: ...

Elijah: Or as in hallucinations?

***

Mr. Ainsworth: No.

Carnol: ...

Mr. Ainsworth: What did I tell you about the Lillipup eyes?

Carnol: ...

Carnol: ...It only works on Xenala.

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