Elijah: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Pouring water in your socks!
Emory: Uh...why would we do that?
Elijah: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
***
Yuki: Please help me. I've been stabbed and I think I'm dying.
Penelope: Are you just saying that to get attention?
Yuki: Yes. Medical attention.
***
Ulana: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%.
Adonis: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
