Davina: *after accidentally punching Celine in the eye* Celine, what happened?

Celine: Nothing a little ice and revenge won't fix.

Davina: Cool...Did you say revenge?

Celine: Of course not. Off-topic, do you have any serious allergies?

***

*the Elite Four and gym leaders on vacation in Kalos*

Kadir: There's only one guy I want to share this with, the guy I've been dreaming about since we've been apart! Where's my Ilyas?

Ilyas: Hey, Kadir.

Kadir: Are you sure that's you? Cause you look slightly different in my head.

Celine: Everything looks different in his head.

***

Salma: *using a microphone* Xenala is now the new Champion!

Carnol: *annoyed* Uh. We're all here! You don't need to use that!

Salma: *using the microphone* Maybe, I just like it!

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