Penelope: You do realize there's a difference between quitting and dying, right?

Torin: Not to me.

***

*playing minigolf*

Xenala: There you have it. Another brash young upstart destined to surpass his aging mentor.

Mr. Ainsworth: Is the commentary still necessary?

Xenala: It helps me feel in control during a, frankly, insane situation.

Kadir: *in a nuanced tone* I like talking this way, 'cause it makes everything sound important. Baloney. Trampoline.

***

*discovering a mine shaft*

Armand: Looks like it's only big enough for one. I'll go down first, and send it back up to you.

Ilyas: So you can get the jump on me?

Armand: Fine, you go down first.

Ilyas: Oh, so you can cut the rope?

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