Kadir: So, did you hang out with Armand last night?

Ilyas: Y'know, yeah, I did.

Kadir: Oh! I love Armand!

Ilyas: You hate Armand.

Kadir: YEAH, NO SHIT HONEY!

***

Salma: So, how's everything?

Armand: The chicken's a little dry.

Salma: *spits on the chicken* How 'bout now?

***

Elijah: Why is 'pretty boy' considered an insult?

Elijah: Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

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