Young Armand: I'm 15, that means I'm grown up now. Stop treating me like a baby!
Young Ilyas: Well, here's your noodle soup with rainbow unicorn-shaped crumbs in em!
Young Armand: *in small font* Thank you.
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Arlon: So, did your father teach you how to catch Pokemon?
Young Armand: *mouth open in disbelief* You need to be taught how to catch Pokemon?
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Davina: The sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection...
Kadir: I'm so sick of this shit! Two gas stations can't even be on the same street without some walnut shipping them while I can't find a single fic for Denny's/Applebees with Denny's bottoming.
Celine: You're out of your mind if you think Denny's isn't a top.
Ilyas: I wish the 2012 apocalypse had actually happened.
