*playing minigolf*

Yuki: Alright, let a pro on the field. *hits the golf ball*

Penelope: AH, MY HEAD! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD!

***

Torin: Sir, would you like to buy a Tor-Vac vacuum? Tor-Vac: It sucks more than anything! *door slams shut* Gotta work on that.

***

Adonis: Don't stay up all night, Ulana. The last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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