Adonis: Self-care is breaking into NASA and launching yourself directly into the dark abyss of the void.

Yuki: May I suggest a soothing bath instead?

***

Emory: Did you call Penelope dumb?

Edith: No, I said 'Are you dumb?' I was asking her.

***

Salma: Celine, I have a riddle for you.

Celine: Oh joy.

Salma: I can jump higher than any tree. How is that possible?

Celine: Salma, you can fly; we have airplanes-

Salma: Wrong!

Celine: *sighs*

Salma: Trees can't jump!

Celine: I wish I could quit.

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