Supernatural Preferences

You confuse him

Dean: You were sitting around the bunker bored out of your mind.You see Dean walk by and decide to have a little fun. You walk behind him and flick his ear. You run and hide before he sees you. You see him looking around and keep walking. Going back behind him you jump on his back.
''Hey (Y/n).''
''Yeh neaD''
He lets you go and looks at you.
''What?''
You laugh in your head and keep talking backwards.
''Gnihton''
He gives a really confused face and you keep talking
''tahw od ouy tnaw ot od?''
''What?!''
You laugh and walk away.

Sam: You were laying upside down on the couch and Sam sat next to you.
''You should sit up all that blood is going to go to your head babe''
''Well considering there is blood already in my brain a little more it can have.''
''It can have?''
''Yep you know butterflies are made of butter.''
''Ok your making no seance.''
You shrug and get up. You walk behind Sam and talk in Klingon 
''tIqIpqu' 'ej nom tIqIpI!*''
''What are you saying?''
''bomDI' IwwIj qaqaw.*''
''Sweetheart I don't understand!''
You laugh and walk away.

Castiel: You don't really have to do anything big to make Cas confused. You decided to play a game with him. 
''Cas! Get down here!!''
You see him appear in front of you and smile.
''Lets play a game.''
''A game? what game?''
''Clue.''
You get the game and set it up. You explain the rules to Cas and barley start the game when he starts asking questions.
''Why aren't you aloud to look at the cards in the piece of paper?''
''Because then the game would be over.''
''Oh I'm confused.''
''I know.''

Crowley: You loved the Lord of the Rings. So you decided to look up some elvish catch phrases. You went over to Crowley and spoke elvish.
''Man cerig?*''
He looks up at you.
''What?''
''Ego, mibo orch.*''
''You have to speak English!''
''Gi melin.*''
''WHAT?!''
You walk out and go back to your room. 
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Hope you like the chapter Mercenary In Black.
*Klingon:
First: Hit them hard and hit them fast
Second:The memory of you sings in my blood
*Elvish:
First:What are you doing? [Familiar]
Second:Go kiss an orc! Literal Be gone,Kiss an orc
Third:I love you. [Familiar]
~Jay <3