Supernatural Preferences

Voice messages

Dean:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Dean: This is Dean
You: and (Y/n)!!
Dean: We can't answer the phone because we're either
You: Hunting evil sons of bitches!!
Dean: Or having sex.
You: Dean!!
Dean: What?!
You: You can't say that on an answering machine!
Dean: I can say what ever the hell I want to say!!
You: NO YOU FU-
*End of recording*

Sam:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
You: Hello random caller you've reached the cell phone of
Sam: Sam and (Y/n) so leave a message and we'll get back to you if we're not dead
Dean: You guys are so lame!
You: Two words Dean! Satin panties!!!!!!
Sam: Ohhhhhhh!!!!!
Dean: Shut the hell up moose!
Sam: Oh that's it you squirrel!
*angry moose noises and noises of squirrel squeaks*
*End of recording*

Castiel:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Cas: Why are we doing this?
You: Because we need a voice message thing for when people call Cas
Cas: But I don't understand (Y/n)
You: Just say your name!
Cas: Uhh this is Castiel angel of the lord
You: and (Y/n) please leave a message and I'll- *explosion in the back ground* dammit Cas!! I've told you not to explode the toaster!
Cas: It tried to attack me with bead again!
*End of recording*

Crowley:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Crowley: This is Crowley the king of hell and my beautiful queen (Y/n)
You: Leave a message and place you want to met
Crowley: So I can make a deal with you for your soul!
You: Damn you.
Crowley: What?
You: I was going to say place you want to met because I sell sweets!
Crowley: Demon blood?!
You: No you bloody idiot! Cakes! Cookies! Stuff like that!
Crowley: Oh
*End of recording*

Lucifer:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Lucifer: This is Lucifer and- would you get the hell over here?!
You: No Luci this is stupid
Lucifer: Get your ass over here!
You: Fine!
Lucifer: and (Y/n) we'll call you back
You:....
Lucifer: Finish it
You: Whenever we can.
Lucifer: Say it nicer!
You: No I'm leaving!
Lucifer: Get your ass back here!
You: You can kiss my ass!
Lucifer: You little-!
*End of recording*

Gabriel:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Gabriel: Is it going?
You: Yes
Gabriel: This is Gabe and (Y/n)
You: And you've reached our voice mail! Lucky you!
Gabriel: So unless your going to leave a message hang the hell up or I'll make your life a living hell!!
You: This is the 20th recording would you stop screwing it up?!
Gabriel: No but I can screw you.
*girlish shrieking*
*End of recording*

Henry:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
You and Henry: This is the Winchester residence!!
You: Sorry we're not answering the phone!
Henry: So leave a message and we'll get back to yo-
You: Henry there's a ghost in the house!
Henry: Dammit! Get the salt!!
You: It has the salt!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Henry: Ahhhhh run!!!
*Noises of things breaking and running into walls flames and screaming*
You: We did it!
Henry: Weren't we doing something?
You: I don't know
Henry: Oh well
*End of recording*

Chuck:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Chuck: This is Chuck and (Y/n)
You: Leave a message after the beep.
Chuck: Even though I will know when you call.
You: Your going to confuse them.
Chuck: It's not my fault I can see the future!!
You: Now we have to record this again!
Chuck: Just leave it no one will care.
You: Fine
*End of recording*

Adam:
*Please record your message after the tone* *Beep*
Adam: Hey it's Adam I just got back from hell and-
You: You can't start a voice message like that!
Adam: I don't see why not!
You: Telling people you just got back from hell will make you seem insane!
Adam: Its only true babe
You: Just because it is doesn't mean you have to tell them
Adam: Maybe my brothers will call and hear this and apologize for leaving me behind!!!
You: Just call them!!!
Adam: NO THEY NEED TO FEEL GUILTY!!
You: IM NOT GOING ARGUE ABOUT THIS AGAIN!!
Adam: FINE
You: *slams door*
Adam: Just leave a message, and if this is Sam and Dean SCREW YOU GUYS AND YOUR STUPID ANGEL!!!!
You: ADAM!!!
Adam: AHHH-
*End of recording*
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Since the last one was kinda sad I decided to do something funny! I also added Adam since I've been asked to add him by a lot of people do here he is!! Until the next update! Srry for any spelling errors it's midnight here and I'm tired :)
~Jay <3