Post-Sex Convo (Or, the one that gives Rose PTSD)

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A/N (Rose): *Wink wink* I stole this from my own book hah. Well, Issa told me to, because it was funny as fuck. Blair and Ariel, we're looking at you. SPEAKING OF ARIEL LET'S START THE CHAPTER-
(Smooth transition.)

Ariel (Antsy as hell about protection)

"Are you sure?"

"You literally watched me take it."

"Oh right."

"You need to calm down, babe. Do you need tequilla?"

"How do I know that it didn't break, though? Also, yes please"

"You said you got-"

"Forget what I said, it's happened before!"

You laughed when you thought about it now, but you weren't laughing then


Blair (Not so innocent after all...ish)

"Who's baby, now?" (A/N: Smooooth)

"Excuse me?"

He just stuck his tongue out at you

"You son of a bitch!"

"No regrets!"

You tickled him until he couldn't breathe

"Okay fine, maybe a little regret!"


Cracker (Short)

"Don't say it."

"I'm gonna say it-"

"Y/N I swear to god-"

"What does it feel like having sex with someone taller than you?"

"Well, you wouldn't know."

"You just walked right into it-"

"I hate you."

"No you don't."


Adore (So, pizza?)

"I'm hungry now."

"Same."

"Pizza?"

"Sounds great."

This is what real love is. Fight me.


Vanjie (Somehow still wide awake, for now anyway)

"How are you still awake?"

"Just stop questioning it, already."

"At this rate, I probably should."

"You can still sleep."

"I might take you up on that. What are you gonna do though, ADHD queen?"

"One, rude. Two, dunno."

3...2...1....

"And I'm crashing..."

"Called it."


Valentina (How in the hell did they pull this off?)

"Why were there roses everywhere?"

"Because I can."

"Or because you're a romantic mexican fool."

"That too."

"You really don't have to do that, next time. I think a thorn pricked me."

"Where?"

"My hip."

"Sorry!"

"Meh, you still pulled it off. How, though, is beyond me."


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