Just Internet Friends {m.g.c}

nueve

@YouMeAtVic: Silly cunts slagging me off I'll stab you all

-

@AllTimeMichael: "@YouMeAtVic: Silly cunts slagging me off I'll stab you all" me every minute of everyday

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael YES

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic finally found someone who feels my pain tbh omg

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael the urge of wanting to stab everyone is sometimes too hard to handle

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic I carry a lighter with me everywhere the control I have to not use it on people is immense

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael lighters are not even for cigerettes they're for murdering people and leaving only small burns of evidence

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic why leave evidence? That's no fun I wanna leave them as dust for people to stomp on

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael well if you're gonna kill someone you might as well do it as brutally as possible

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic exactly! But use domestic objects as well for the most fun and best results

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael like a plastic spoon- on one end its a spoon on the other end ive sharpened it so much that one touch will pierce the skin

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic omg so it's half spoon, half punji stick omg I love the way you think

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael and no one will ever see past its spoon disguise so you're safe from the FBI too

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic don't forget to bleach anything you've touched afterwards to get rid of dna aye

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael are you a professional psychopath because you're an expert at this we would be a good team

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic I could ask you the same thing thanks and I agree we'd make a great team

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael a great spy team am I right yes I am

-

@AllTimeMichael: @YouMeAtVic see I would be a spy but I'm too lazy.. But if you do all the active stuff sure we can become a spy team together

-

@YouMeAtVic: @AllTimeMichael see this is why you're perfect for me