Okay
Before we start
Huge shoutout to unattractive_walnut for sending me the Broadway script !!!
Show her some love by spamming her with sponge emojis
Secondly, some of the stage directions on the script have been edited slightly. And by that, I mean one says: (As JAKE speaks, CHLOE is moaning her head off. Girl, calm the fuck down. We get it, you getting ghost dick.)
So I'm gonna change them from that even though a lot of them are funny. So they won't be exact, but that won't say stuff like: (Knock knock, it's the sexy dog.)
I might also add some stage directions that were in the old one but aren't in the new one. But I'll only add them if they help make more sense of the situation
Third thing
You should follow my Tik Tok
I said this in the last chapter but it didn't work at first so yeah—
Okay go ahead and read:)
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Jeremy went to grab the remote, but Jenna beat him to it.
"I do not trust you with this right now," she said as she clicked play.
"I do not trust you with this right now," Jeremy mimicked in a squeaky voice.
Michael giggled. "You're so funny, babe."
The group was expecting a familiar tune to fill the room, but instead, an upgraded version of it could be heard.
"Oh my god, this is so much better!" Christine exclaimed. "Not that the other one was bad, but holy cow!"
Murmurs of agreement could be heard as the tune began to alter.
(Slowly, JEREMY's bed inches out. Nearing the end, JEREMY walks out.)
"I'm back, sluts!"
"Jeremy, no."
"More Than Survive"
JEREMY
C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
I'M WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD
Rich turned to Jeremy. "Which one?"
Jake elbowed him in the ribs.
MY BRAIN IS GONNA FREAKIN' EXPLODE
AND NOW, OF COURSE, IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD
WHICH MEANS I'LL BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL DAY
"Hot."
Chloe groaned. "Don't tell me Michael is one of those people who says whatever he's thinking when he's high."
Jeremy sighed dreamily. "Isn't it adorable?"
BUT THAT REALLY ISN'T SUCH A CHANGE
IF I'M NOT FEELING WEIRD OR SUPER STRANGE
MY LIFE WOULD BE IN UTTER DISARRAY
"It isn't already?" Brooke asked.
Jeremy stared at her for a good ten seconds before laughing. "Yeah, you're right."
'CAUSE FREAKING OUT IS MY OKAY
GOOD MORNING, TIME TO START THE DAY
C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON
GO, GO
(JEREMY bolts from the room and enters the bathroom. He looks at himself in the mirror. Lifts up his shirt to check for muscles.
