I told myself I would listen to multiple musicals, but I made the mistake of listening to Falsettos first, and now I can't stop listening to it
It's so good wtf
And the ending never fails to make me s o b
•••
The Squip held up the remote. "Shall I start?"
"Yes, and don't say shall," Jeremy said, rolling his eyes. He was still pissed that the Squip had the remote.
"I shall say what I want." The Squip crossed his arms and hit play.
"Halloween"
(BROOKE bursts through the streamers in a sexy dog costume.)
"Iconic," Michael said.
BROOKE
PICKED OUT A COSTUME FOR TONIGHT
MADE SURE TO GET A SIZE THAT WAS A LOT TOO TIGHT
Chloe tried to hide her blush.
YOU CAN KINDA SEE MY BUSINESS, BUT I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW
WOAH-O-O-AWOO!
"You're adorable," Christine laughed.
Brooke smiled. "Thanks, I try."
JAKE
I GOT A CONDOM
"And you ruined it," Jenna sighed.
Jake rolled his eyes.
CHLOE
AND A FLASK
RICH
I STOLE MY OLDER BROTHER'S JASON MASK
AND I DON'T HAVE A MACHETE, BUT A LOAF OF BREAD WILL DO
OW!
Rich flinched but tried to play it off.
ALL
OOO
JAKE (SPOKEN)
Who's ready for my Halloween party?!
"It appears that nobody was," the Squip piped up.
All of the teenagers wanted to make a snide remark, but they knew that the Squip was right for once.
EVERYBODY'S GOT A RED SOLO CUP
FILL IT UP, FILL IT UP
HEAR THE BEER SPILL ON THE GROUND
"How did you manage to clean up?" Jeremy laughed.
Jenna elbowed him harshly.
"What?" Realization hit him, and he clamped a hand over his mouth. "Holy shit. Holy shit, I'm sorry!"
Rich rolled his eyes as Jake did his best to ignore Jeremy.
"Dumbath."
ALL
EVERYBODY'S ALL LIKE "SUP?"
"YO MAN, SUP!"
"LET'S CATCH UP!"
"LET'S SMOKE UP!"
LOOK HOW MANY DRINKS I'VE DOWNED
EVERY SINGLE SONG'S ALL LIKE "WHOOP!"
THEY'RE ALL "WHOOP!"
"You guys have trash taste in music then," Michael said.
Jenna laughed. "Someone's brutally honest."
"Weed is a truth serum."
WE'RE LIKE "YUP! TURN IT UP!"
AS WE STUMBLE TO THE SOUND
'CAUSE A HALLOWEEN PARTY'S A RAD EXCUSE
TO PUT YOUR BODY THROUGH MAD ABUSE
AND I MIGHT PASS OUT, BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
"Is it though?" Christine asked.
