Aha
It's the last song :')
Me? Emotional? Never
Also my last day of school was today, and I had to leave the best teacher I've ever had
So :')
•••
(We hear a heart monitor beeping steadily. JEREMY wakes up in the hospital.)
JEREMY (SPOKEN)
Hello?
(He pushes himself up.)
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
"Why are you making your own echo?"
"Shut up."
RICH (SPOKEN)
Feelth like you're mithing a part of yourthelf, doethn't it?
Jake cheered.
JEREMY (SPOKEN)
...Rich?
RICH (SPOKEN)
Hurth like a motherfucker too.
"Language!"
"Thorry, mom."
But I'm better off without it. That evil TicTac wath thtarting to thay thome theriouthly methed up thtuff.
"My brain cannot handle the amount of lisp that was in that sentence," Michael said, holding his head.
Rich rolled his eyes. "Your brain can't handle anything right now."
"Or just in general," Brooke added.
"That's the nicest thing you guys have ever said to me."
"Thquip the entire thchool to make everyone happy." It'th crathy, right?
JEREMY (SPOKEN)
Yeah...crazy.
"I'd like for everyone to call Jeremy a dumbass on the count of three," Jake said. "One...two...three!"
"Dumbass!" everyone except for Christine and the Squip shouted.
"Very good, thank you."
RICH (SPOKEN)
When I get outta here, the ladieth are gonna learn to love the real Richard Goranthki...
"Ha! You can't even say your last name!"
Jenna threw a shoe to Rich, and Rich threw the shoe at Michael.
And the dudeth... Oh my god, I'm totally bi!
"Woo!" Jake and Rich cheered.
JEREMY (SPOKEN)
Our Squips...are really gone?
"Guys!" Michael shouted. "This is where Jeremy accidentally came out last time like a complete gum ball!"
"...Do you mean goofball?"
"I do not."
RICH (SPOKEN)
Yeah, your buddy exthplained it. Uh...antithothial...headphoneth kid.
"That's so sweet, Rich."
He'th been by, like, a ton, by the way. Ith he your boyfriend?
(JEREMY shakes his head.)
"Wow," Michael scoffed.
Then ith he thingle? Totally bi now!
"I'd break up with Jeremy for Rich."
