"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die." -John Mulaney

Hello, and welcome to Hotel Wattpad

Sorry about the smell. We ran out of bleach once I drank it all

During your stay, you'll find that I have quite the collection. There's:

•Jizzie: The Story So Far
•Be More Chill Reacts to Be More Chill
•Out of my Mind
•Rants and Shit

Oh, this door? That's where all my drafts are hidden. If you go in there, I'll have no choice but to drown your hamster

On tonight's message board, you can find past moments of me being a cringe worth attention whore. It's quite delicious, actually. Oh, and you must try the tea! I have to warn you though, I'm known for spilling it

Don't worry. You'll be getting your complimentary bad references and puns. But I have to warn you, most of them will be from musicals. And if one is too amazing, I just may charge you five dollars. Here's the thing, though. They're all amazing

I hope you enjoy your stay, and whatever you do, don't venture too deep into the comment sections

Au revior!
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Sxrdonic_Humor Sxrdonic_Humor Aug 17, 2019 08:13PM
If anyone knows where I can find the Be More Chill Broadway script (not the original Two River Theater one), can ya let me knowHehThanks 
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