CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND MENTION OF DEATH
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠JIMIN
this group chat has been pretty
dead, hm?SEOKJIN
it really hasHOSEOK
we don't wanna hear a word out
of you, hyungJUNGKOOK
you've traumatised so many of usNAMJOON
i can never sleep alone without a
light on and a big ass wall of seokjin
protector 😪TAEHYUNG
i make sure all my doors are
locked at nightYOONGI
i sleep in jungkook's hotelJUNGKOOK
i feel a lot safer with yoongi
hyung aroundTAEHYUNG
get a room 🤷🏻♀️NAMJOON
🤧JIMIN
damnJIMIN
jealousy really jumped out in
this chatHOSEOK
it really didYOONGI
i bet it did 🤡SEOKJIN
do y'all actually think i'm creepy? ☹️JUNGKOOK
a little, yeahJIMIN
definitelySEOKJIN
i didn't know ☹️SEOKJIN
is it bad? ☹️HOSEOK
it's not bad!TAEHYUNG
you're just different to everyone elseNAMJOON
which is a good thing 😊SEOKJIN
i guess 🤷🏻♀️SEOKJIN
i hope it doesn't make people feel
turned off around meSEOKJIN
that would suckYOONGI
it doesn't, hyungYOONGI
you still caught me 🥰SEOKJIN
but now you're off with kooJUNGKOOK
don't drag me into thisNAMJOON
jungkook isn't even a topJUNGKOOK
i can be 🤷🏻♀️JUNGKOOK
i'm a switchTAEHYUNG
you're not in the official top group
chat, so you're not 🤡TAEHYUNG
you're a bottom, so deal with itJUNGKOOK
i'm a switchJUNGKOOK
and you don't see me calling you out,
even though you're literally the bottom
between you and namjoon hyungTAEHYUNG
that's because we're not together!JUNGKOOK
sure seems that wayTAEHYUNG
the same goes with you and yoongi thenYOONGI
it's hyung to youJIMIN
there are other people in this chat 🤷🏻♀️
YOU ARE READING
𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat