CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongsJUNGKOOK
how far are we going with this
fake dating thing?JUNGKOOK
we're not actually gonna fuck or
anything, right?YOONGI
we can go as far as we can to get
tae and namjoon to come back to usYOONGI
and what's wrong with fucking me? 😔YOONGI
i'm hurt, kooJUNGKOOK
i didn't mean it like that, hyung!JUNGKOOK
and there's nothing wrong with you,
don't worry :)YOONGI
then what's the issue?JUNGKOOK
i'm a boTTOMYOONGI
it doesn't seem that way from
your recent twitter posts 🤷🏻♀️JUNGKOOK
shut upJUNGKOOK
so, we're gonna go super far or?YOONGI
mhmYOONGI
no explicit pictures, thoughYOONGI
you are still an idolJUNGKOOK
i'm glad you understand 🥰JUNGKOOK
okay, soJUNGKOOK
wanna come over? maybe namjoon
hyung and tae will text us?YOONGI
maybe, yeahYOONGI
i'll be over soonYOONGI
your hotel room better be clean
this time, too 🤷🏻♀️JUNGKOOK
it wasn't my fault there was actual
cum stains on the bed!YOONGI
i'm not judgingJUNGKOOK
i don't believe thatYOONGI
shut up—
– he's so cute
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𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat