CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SUGGESTIVE/EXPLICIT PICTURES
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
NAMJOON
this chat is literally deader than my
sex life
NAMJOON
we all need to talk more
NAMJOON
update me on your lives
HOSEOK
he popped out
NAMJOON
cheers but that doesn't answer my
fantastic question
JIMIN
why do you wanna know
JUNGKOOK
little pervert 🤧
YOONGI
you're one to talk
TAEHYUNG
lmao love that
JUNGKOOK
wow where's the protection tae
TAEHYUNG
i don't usually use protection ;)
SEOKJIN
what do i walk in to 😧
HOSEOK
physically, i'm mortified
YOONGI
mentally, i'm terrified
JIMIN
spiritually, i'm traumatised
NAMJOON
verbally, i'm shaking
TAEHYUNG
omg don't be so dramatic
JUNGKOOK
what tae said
JUNGKOOK
it was a good fuck
JIMIN
😱😱
YOONGI
ew what is that emoJI
HOSEOK
you guys fuCKED?
TAEHYUNG
fuck
JUNGKOOK
you didn't tell them?
TAEHYUNG
it wasn't my job!
TAEHYUNG
you know them more than me!
NAMJOON
i'm still scared
JUNGKOOK
it's not my fault!
TAEHYUNG
give me that remote
TAEHYUNG
we're gonna have a civilised conversation
and act like the adults we are
JIMIN
you fucked my child
HOSEOK
that sounds so bad. please never say
that sentence again
SEOKJIN
jimin 🤭
JIMIN
i worded that wrong
JIMIN
shut up
YOONGI
who uses remotes
YOONGI
am i right
HOSEOK
shut up
YOONGI
will do
NAMJOON
is no one gonna answer my question?
JUNGKOOK
what was the question again?
NAMJOON
i asked how everyone was doing
TAEHYUNG
i'm great, hyung
TAEHYUNG
just tackling jungkook until he gives me
this fucking remote to turn the tv off
YOU ARE READING
𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
