CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONTENT, AND HANGOVERS
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
TAEHYUNG
my head hurts so fucking much
NAMJOON
because you're a lightweight
HOSEOK
true 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
the aftermath wasn't fun either
JUNGKOOK
had to carry his drunk ass back to the
apartment and successfully try put him to
bed 🤦🏼♀️
YOONGI
he drank three shots and got drunk?
YOONGI
pussy
JIMIN
i didn't drink, so
SEOKJIN
why didn't you drink?
SEOKJIN
it's your birthday and you didn't fucking
drink?
JUNGKOOK
are you still drunk?
SEOKJIN
slightly
SEOKJIN
i've got a buzz
NAMJOON
of course you do
YOONGI
you did drink the most
SEOKJIN
a pampered bitch likes their wine, okay?
TAEHYUNG
we know 🤰
SEOKJIN
YES 🤰
YOONGI
no i can't with the fucking emoji again
HOSEOK
why not 🤰
YOONGI
die
JUNGKOOK
woah
YOONGI
someone is gonna get their neck snapped
TAEHYUNG
snap mine
TAEHYUNG
i'm ready to go
JUNGKOOK
am i that bad to live with?
TAEHYUNG
sometimes
TAEHYUNG
you're messy as fuck
TAEHYUNG
and you snore in your sleep sometimes
and it's fucking annoying
JUNGKOOK
do you want a fucking smack
JUNGKOOK
live on the streets then
JUNGKOOK
have you bags packed by 12
TAEHYUNG
they already are packed 🖕🏻
JUNGKOOK
🖕🏻
SEOKJIN
we love a couple fight
HOSEOK
always exciting
NAMJOON
are you actually mad at each other?
JUNGKOOK
yes
TAEHYUNG
yes
JIMIN
work it out?
JUNGKOOK
don't want to
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𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
