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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
JIMIN
ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES
JIMIN
IM FINALLY 21 OMG
JIMIN
IM SO OLD 😪
JUNGKOOK
happy birthday, hyung!
HOSEOK
happy birthday, princess
HOSEOK
i've already said it hundreds of times, but i
want today to be special for you :)
JIMIN
love you!
SEOKJIN
don't even talk to me about being old
SEOKJIN
my ass is literally 24 🤧
YOONGI
my ass is literally 23 😪
HOSEOK
i'm fine with my age
HOSEOK
my body can still move like a stripper, so
we're all good
NAMJOON
too much information, hyung
TAEHYUNG
happy birthday, hyung 🥳
TAEHYUNG
have a good day and hoseok better be
taking care of you!
JIMIN
he is!
JIMIN
he's already showered me with like twenty
presents, many kisses and cuddles and he
cooked me breakfast
JIMIN
which is the sweetest thing ever
SEOKJIN
awe 🤭
HOSEOK
i always try
YOONGI
your 'trying' is perfect, hoseok
HOSEOK
first nice thing yoongi hyung says to me
HOSEOK
this is a good day :)
YOONGI
i take it all back
JUNGKOOK
do you have anything planned today?
JIMIN
nothing much
JIMIN
hoseok is taking me to some restaurant and
then my parents are coming over for a bit
HOSEOK
uhm
HOSEOK
i wasn't told about the parents?
JIMIN
it's for one afternoon!
JIMIN
and they haven't seen me in weeks, so suck
it up 😌
JIMIN
plus, they love you! i don't know why you're
complaining
HOSEOK
you know why
TAEHYUNG
why?
HOSEOK
jimin's mom strokes my face and calls me a
'baby boy' whenever she sees me
HOSEOK
it's really creepy, but i can't say anything to her
because the woman is terrifying and would
slice off my fingers
JIMIN
that's my mom for you 🤷🏻♀️
JUNGKOOK
she's iconic
JUNGKOOK
makes some amazing lasagnas
YOU ARE READING
𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
