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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
HOSEOK
so, is no one gonna talk about what the
fuck is going on between tae and kook
SEOKJIN
wondering the same thing
JIMIN
i get the feeling they are subtweeting each
other
YOONGI
wow you only just got that, jimin
NAMJOON
lmao
JIMIN
i'm slower than you all, okay!
HOSEOK
don't worry, baby. i'm willing to fight
anyone that threatens my boy
JIMIN
:)
YOONGI
they're not even replying omg
SEOKJIN
they're probably fucking tbh
NAMJOON
hyung!
SEOKJIN
sorry. i'm bold like that sometimes honey
JIMIN
i wanna know what's going on between
them, but neither are replying to me
HOSEOK
neither tbh
HOSEOK
i tried texting jungkook about meeting up
to study math and he completely blanked
me. like how ruDE
NAMJOON
same here omg! i asked jungkook if he
wanted to come to the cinema with me
and yoongi to watch the beyoncé movie
and he said he was busy??
HOSEOK
i have a lot of questions about that entire
sentence
JIMIN
you went to watch the beyoncé movie?
SEOKJIN
i'm cackling that yoongi went, too
YOONGI
shut up!! before you become a single lady
SEOKJIN
i'm hurt, but i can deal with it
JIMIN
omg
JIMIN
i'm gonna text taehyung and jungkook
and ask them where the fuCK they are
JIMIN
they're not even replying in this group
chat
YOONGI
we know. we are in this chat too, jimin
JIMIN
i will bend your neck
JIMIN
brb
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hAPPENING
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠
JIMIN
i'm fucking screAMING
YOONGI
i'm terribly conFUSED
NAMJOON
my heart is uWUING FOR THEM
SEOKJIN
i'm 😩 my babies
HOSEOK
can i finally use my meme?
HOSEOK
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TWITTER CHAT
taestits
JUNGKOOK
i'm cackling omg
TAEHYUNG
me too, angel. me too
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the way these text messages are structured stress me out 🫶🏻
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𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
Fanfiction"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
