"who knew twitter could get so gay"
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in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
TAEHYUNG i'd run my fingers up and down your sides, calling you a good boy and a beautiful princess. i'd hit your special bundle of nerves and you'd cry out in pleasure, telling me how much you love me
TAEHYUNG i'd cum inside you and you'd cum on my stomach. we'd cuddle each other and try regain our breathing. we'd kiss each other and i'd tell you how much i love you
TAEHYUNG you'd do the same
TAEHYUNG you'd tell me how much you love me
TAEHYUNG and i'd be the happiest boy alive because you're mine and only mine
JUNGKOOK i'll be home in 20
JUNGKOOK don't do anything without me
JUNGKOOK i want to do exactly what you just said
JUNGKOOK nothing else
TAEHYUNG okay
TAEHYUNG i'll be waiting, princess
JUNGKOOK 🤤
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– sexting is my new speciality 🙇🏻♀️
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5.7k retweets 48.6k likes | jiminmola we love that
namtiddies definitely better than seokjin
cheesecakeyoongs seokjin takes it too another level and it becomes scary and not sexy
queenjinnie fuck you all 🥴 i'm fantastic at it
itzjhope i'm guessing jungkook is getting some?
bbyjeon i'll be 5 minutes be ready
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As Jungkook pushes the door open with much more force than intended, his baggy shirt is already being stripped off and thrown on the floor, and Taehyung is quick to push him against the door. Jungkook wraps his legs around Taehyung's waist and giggles, threading his fingers through Taehyung's soft, blonde hair.
"I'm guessing you missed me?"
Taehyung chuckles and cocks his head, staring at his boyfriend with lust-filled eyes.
"You could put it that way."
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TWITTER GROUP CHAT bad habits 🤠
SEOKJIN who wants my big mac 😩
YOONGI don't
YOONGI don't say yes
JIMIN why not?
YOONGI it's not what you think
YOONGI trust me
HOSEOK i'm scared now
NAMJOON i've suffered from it 😔
SEOKJIN who wants this big mac 🥴
YOONGI it's not an actual big mac burger
YOONGI it's a sex reference
YOONGI don't say yes
NAMJOON it's mortifying
SEOKJIN come get this big mac, big boys 🤰🏻
JIMIN fuck sake
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