TAEHYUNG
well, neither do i

YOONGI
we love this

NAMJOON
will taekook be able to work it out?

NAMJOON
find out in the next episode of

SEOKJIN
shut the fuck up

NAMJOON
wow

NAMJOON
you ruined a perfect name

HOSEOK
what was it then?

NAMJOON
couples fight?

JIMIN
straightest name ever 🤧

NAMJOON
fuck you all

NAMJOON
me and jungkook are on the same
page

JUNGKOOK
we're not

NAMJOON
we should be

JUNGKOOK
okay

YOONGI
are you two actually mad at each
other?

HOSEOK
what even happened 🤨

TAEHYUNG
he's a bitch

TAEHYUNG
he threw a shoe at me and it was a
hard shoe

JIMIN
how can you have hard shoes?

TAEHYUNG
i don't know 

TAEHYUNG
they're just harder than most shoes

TAEHYUNG
is that okay with you, jimin? 😐

JIMIN
woAH

JIMIN
direct your anger towards your boyfriend

JIMIN
not me

JIMIN
it's my birthday 🎁

SEOKJIN
it was your birthday two fucking days ago

JIMIN
and 😐

SEOKJIN
die

TAEHYUNG
fuck jUNGKOOK

TAEHYUNG
THROW ONE MORE FUCKINF THING
AT ME I DARE YOU

JUNGKOOK
🥴

TAEHYUNG
YOH FUCKINF SLAGBAG

TAEHYUNG
GET HERE NOW

JUNGKOOK
CATCH ME WHORE

TAEHYUNG
BITCH ASS

TAEHYUNG
GET ON MY LAP

NAMJOON
i'm so scared it's unreal 😔

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