"who knew twitter could get so gay"
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in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
YOONGI she doesn't make vegetarian lasagnas, though 😔
JIMIN i'll get her to make you some, hyung!
JIMIN don't worry :)
YOONGI always appreciated
NAMJOON fat ass
YOONGI wanna fucking say that one more time
YOONGI because you'll get a nice, hard smack across the back of your head
JUNGKOOK omg
HOSEOK yoongi hyung is scary
NAMJOON i'm sorry 🙁
YOONGI apology accepted
JIMIN what a fun birthday 🥳
JIMIN and i'm inviting you all out for a birthday meal tomorrow
SEOKJIN why don't you just do it today?
JIMIN because i have a tight schedule
JUNGKOOK as if
TAEHYUNG you literally listed two things
JIMIN i do!
JIMIN frick off yeah
JIMIN i'm having dinner with hoseok, my parents are coming down, i need to go shop for groceries because hoseok eats everything and i need to visit the dog shelter
YOONGI uhm why?
JIMIN i like looking at the dogs, okay? 😪
NAMJOON that's the cutest thing i've ever heard
HOSEOK back off yeah
NAMJOON wanna square up right now
SEOKJIN hit you with that ddu du ddu du
TAEHYUNG forever young
JUNGKOOK see u later maybe never
JIMIN if you really really love me
NAMJOON fuck sake
YOONGI blackpink go hard 🤰
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– happy birthday, princess! today is your special day and i hope everything goes as planned and as you wish 💗 i can't wait to take you out later and spoil you because you deserve it! i love you so much, princess
