Ari as similar things people at my school have said

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A/N: Idk, I love my school and the people in it and things they say need to be heard for joke reasons. Also, this includes some characters not yet introduced so this is set in the future. Also, some things have been adapted to fit the doctor who/Ari universe

Bombs

Mr.Tamer: I remember I used to pull some pranks during my college years

Ari: woah! did you blow up doors with a bomb or something?

Mr.Tamer: nah, I never did anything that could get me expelled like that

Ari: you can get expelled for that?0!

Mr.Tamer: *concerned* for a bomb..?

Ari: no, blowing up doors

Mr.Tamer:


Grades

Ms.Craner: Any questions

Ari: Yeah, can you round my grade up to an A?

Ms.Craner: Of course, what's your current percentage grade?

Ari: An F

Ms.Craner: 


Circle K

*at school during lunch time, everyone is rushed* 

Chess: Alright, I've got thirty minutes, ima rush over to circle K to get some snacks what do you guys want?

Sebra: I don't understand what you are saying. What's a circle K?!

Ari: it's just a gas station, but just decide it's a ten minute drive! 

Sebra: AAA just get me anything.

Chess: Ight, Ari, what do you want?

Ari: Ugh, I'm not sure I'm not that hungry right now-

Chess: *impatient* just choose anything that comes to mind and I'll find something for you!

Ari: I don't know! UMMM. I don't know! 

Chess: Just choose! 

Ari: I DON'T KNOW

Chess: JUST PICK ANYTHING

Ari: I don't know anything! 

Chess: JUST PICK ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND

Ari: water

Chess:






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