STOP READING THIS ITS SO BAD PLS |OLD, REWRITE OUT|

part 13 *dab*

"Fine fine, y'now I was planning on YOU being my best man, but i understand that you dont want to. Im sure Killer would do an amazing job. Oh, i guess i could take you back. Come, Dust."

His eyes(?) go wide. "W-wait, you wanted ME to be the best man?"

I dramatically turn to him.
"Yes, i DID but i dont think you are interested.... So i will go get killer."

"Wait wait! I-i dont mind being the best man!"
Dust frantically says.

I smirk. "Allllllrightyyyyy, lets go to the shop, shall we?"
I turn into my passive form to not be discovered. Dust takes his hoody off and ties it around his waist.

-tem skip-

"This one! Its perfect!"
I say joyfully. Dust smiles.

The girl behind the counter smiles softly. "Good choice. That will only be-"

"Hey! Nightmare is here somewhere! Has anyone seen him?"
Its my brother, Dream. I yank Dusts hoody off and i put it on.
"How much does it cost?"

"Uhhh it costs 2000 G"

I pull out a bag of G, knowing it had way more than just 2000.
"Here. You can keep the change."

She looks strangely at me, but hands me the ring. "Have a nice day."

I grab dust and swiftly walk past Dream, but of course, Ink is there.

"Sorry, we need to stop you. Nightmare is here somewhere. We need him."

Dust looks down to hide his eyes. "Oh, were fine. Dont worry sir!"

Ink looks to me. "Who are you?"

Oh no. "Uhh, my name is.... Crescent. And this is Diamond."

Ink looks at us weird, but sighs and looks down. "Alright then. Be careful."

We turn and swiftly walk away.
"Oh, and another thing."

We freeze and turn to him

Ink smiles. "Next time, Nightmare, dont come up with such an obvious name!"

Ohhhhhhhhhhh crap.

Dream walks next to Ink. "Brother, i just was going to ask if you wanted to hang out sometime? You have a kid right? So do we! Maby........ You could bring your kid to Pallets birthday party? He would love to meet his cousins!"

This is weird. Doesn't Dream and Ink hate us?

"U-uhhhhh....."

"Oh please brother? Just one party...." Dream asks with puppy dog eyes.

".......Fine....."

Dream gives a gigantic smile and runs up to hug me.

"Oh, thank you brother! I cant wait to meet your kid! How old are they? Is it a boy or a girl? Who is it with? What is its name?"

This is way to confusing.
They already know all of this, dont they?

"You..... Dont remember?"
I ask while eying Dust, he shrugs, looking just as confused as me.

"Oh, i dont think so.... Did we ever meet them, Ink?"

Ink looks up and taps his chin. "Hmmmmm....nope. Dont think so."

This, might actually be handy. They dont know anything about Gradient and Radier!
Dust scratches the back of his head. "Uh, well.... When's the party?"

"Oh, right! Hold on, i will give you the coordinates of the party."
Ink says while pulling out a pen and a sticky note. He scribbles something on the paper and hands it to Dust.

"Here, its all you need to know!"
Dust takes the note and hands it to me.

"Ok, but what is your kids name?"
Ink asks.

"Oh, there are two of them. There names are Gradient and Radier. Gradients the older one."
I say. I smile a bit thinking about how Radier grabbed onto my fingers and tried to eat them just yesterday.

Dream gasps "AWWWW! You have two? Lucky! Im so happy for you brother!"

This is weird. Dream is never this nice to me.
"Uhh, thanks."

Dust nudges me and gestures to his wrist where a watch would be. "Well, we should get going. Dont want to stay too long."

Ink chuckles. "Yea, we should go too."

"Bye brother! Have a nice day, see you at the party!"
Dream and Ink wave goodbye and walk through a portal.
I was going to get the kids something, but this was too strange and i need to sit down.

I hand Dust the bag. "Take the ring and hide it. I need a break."

"Sure. Just, give me my hoody back."

"Oh right." i take the hoody off and hand it to Dust. I go back into my corrupted form.

I open a portal and walk through into the living room. I emidiently go to the couch and sit down. Maby Lucy went to hard on them? Or did she go just hard enough? We may never know.

I feel something tug at my leg, i look down to find Gradient hugging my leg. How cute, i pick him up and place him on my lap.
He giggles and places his tinny hands on my cheeks.

I smile. I wonder how he would feel about Pallete? I wonder if he would help me propose to Error? That would be cute.

"Y0u didnt get anything, did you?" i turn to Error, who is leaning on the door frame that leads to the hallway.

"Nope. But i got a good reason though."

He raises one of his nonexistent eyebrows. "Reeaaally?"

"Yup. I ran into Goldie locks and Skittles."

His eyes go wide and he runs up to me. "You did?! Are you ok? Are you hurt? What happened?!"

"Im fine, actually im better than fine. Lucy must have hit them really hard in the head because they have no idea who Gradient and Radier were. They even invited us to Pallets, their kids, birthday party. They acted completely different! It was weird. If you dont believe me, ask Dust."

"Wow......that is just, wow."

"Yea. We should talk to Lucy about that."

"Dada! Dada!" Gradient started hitting my face, it was very cute.

I chuckle and hold his hands. He starts to giggle, but stops and his face goes stone cold as he looks behind me. He makes me let go of one of his hands and he points to nothing. He starts to cry, i can feel his fear, but there is nothing there. I hold him to my chest as Error pats his back. "Scary...."

"What? Whats scary?"
I ask, when i asked him that, he became more scared. "Its scary! Very scary! I dont like him.....too scary......"

He starts to sob into my chest. I stand up and look behind me. But theres nothing there. I look to Error, but he doesn't see anything either.

"Its ok..... Nothings there!"

He looks up and looks around. But this time, he looks behind Error. He screams.
"NOO! DONT LIKE! TOO SCARY! DONT HURT MAMA!"

Error whips around, but nothings there......

Gradient continues to cry and say stuff like "too scary"
"i dont like him"
"Please dont hurt mama"
"Scary......"

But nothings there...

==yee! I really enjoyed writing this chapter! This is the longest chapter i have made on this book!  Btw updates might take longer, school is starting soon. Soooooo yea. Also..... Thank you for 3.05K views! Im so happy! And thank you for 135 votes! Im very grateful that people actually like this. I hope you liked this chapter!== XOXO Tami~