𝐟-𝐛𝐨𝐲. ↬ j.jungkook (?)

[TWELVE]

• groupchat •
"THE THREE AMIGAS + JUAN."

taejuan
so kook

kookie

kuck

how's your... bet going?

seriously, what is this?
some far-fetched fanfiction
where you make a bet to date
the girl and end up falling in
love w her despite being out
of each other's leads? 🤢

juankook
you know amigas means
female friends, right ??

and absolutely not. i just have to
keep sohye interested enough in
me and then boom, easy win

taejuan
wrong, i actually listened in
spanish class, it means MALE
friends

namjuan
I actually agree with Taehyung
(🤮) on this, there's nothing
beneficial coming from this bet,
for either of you except from an
ego boost

Which you definitely DO NOT need

And also, Tae, you're thinking of
amigos, not amigas.

juanmin
Every time I come in this
group chat, there's always a new
theme

taejaun
we like to keep it fresh and spoicy
in this chat, unlike your other
crusty dusty musty chats 😷

juanmin
Spoken as though you know
the inner workings of my other
group chats 👀

taejuan
mayhaps i do

ngl, i'd love to be in a gc
with park yeji, she's
unreal 🤤

juanmin
😳😳😳

Oh honey...

juankook
taehyung is too greasy
for literally any pussy

taejuan
jokes on you, that
just makes me a natural
lubricant 😏

namjuan
Jungkook can't say shit anyway,
if it wasn't for this redundant bet,
he'd already be on his fourth fling
of the week.

juanmin
But it's Tuesday

namjuan
Exactly

How is your progress with Sohye
anyway?

juankook
it's... a thing

she didn't really mind
that i left the gala early
and we're meeting up later
for this dinner with her friends

taejuan
shouldn't you really go on an
actual date before you do all that??

juankook
i thought the same thing

oh well. looks like i'm in the
lead now anyway 💁‍♀️

jaunmin
I wouldn't be so sure about
that chief

Sooyoung means business
when she makes a bet, and she
hasn't stopped talking to
Yoongi.