Marvel Rant (Endgame spoilers!)

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by duhitsray

by duhitsray

Just a quick rant to get shit off my chest about this
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Can we take a moment to realise that the new queen of Asguard, the new captain America and the smartest girl in the MCU history are all black.... like this isn't even a race thing, I'm just super proud of Sam, Valkyrie and Shuri :)

Remember when Loki said the sun will shine on him and Thor........
WHERES THE FUCKING SUN!

Okay, okay. Humor this. You know how you need to sacrifice a soul for a soul to get the soul stone? When Steve went back to put the stone where they belong where the fuck did he put the soul stone? I mean no one knows where it sits.... did he just put it there and walk off?

And on the topic of Steve going back in time, it makes no damn sense. If he left then the whole trilogy of Captain America never fucking happens cause he ultered the timeline. He never gets frozen so he never lives past his time so that fucking old man that gave Sam the shield should be a fossil!

Now think of this, to get the soul stone, you need to sacrifice a soul, but couldn't you just have thrown your shoe in there? I mean it is a sole?

CAN WE ALL JUST IMAGINE ODINS KIDS FIGHTING THANOS? Like Hela+Thor+Loki's=oh shit for Thanos buuut noooo helahadtogobeapowerhungrymuderousbitchthatgotasguardburnt 🚮

Now it's #sadbitcheshour

The reason Bucky didn't go and speak to Steve is because, since he went back in time, he knows Bucky as dead so technically he doesn't remember Bucky anymore.... IMAGINE THE NIGGAH YOU BEEN FIGHTING FOR- FORGOTTEN LIKE A PEICE OF SHIT JUST FOR SOME DEAD PUSSY!

And Marvel said they couldn't sacrifice Clint because he had a family........ I'm sorry- WHAT ARE PEPPER AND MORGAN? CHOPPED LIVER?! Clints kids are probably grown up from the last time we saw them in 2010? 2011? They know their father and Morgan hasn't even started school yet! Kindergarten and she has to go through it all without her dad.... honestly fuck off Marvel

When Peter said he was sorry to Stark, it was because in the first Spider-Man movie Stark told him that if he died it would be on him and now Stark is dying so he feels responsible

Does no one care that Bruce brought everyone back?

Okay excuse me while I go cry now

NOW TIME FOR FUNNY BITCHES HOUR

You know how Bucky has the vibranium arm? And it absorbs kinetic energy.... imagine one day after a mission he decides to be cheeky and smacks your bum only to send you flying

Imagine how awkward it's gonna be for Steve to meet Sharon now in this timeline?

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Honeslty Steve was fuckjng dumb- he left WiFi and mac Donald's for some old dried up, dead pussy🚮

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-Ray🤠