5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Sext? ::lashton::

Ash: lord please give us the strength

Lukey: just like rub your hands over your chest

Lukey: you know how much I love to touch your sexy body baby

Ash: yes daddy

Lukey: yeah I'm your daddy huh? And you're my baby boy

Ash: yes

Lukey: are you touching yourself yet?

Ash: it's so hard there is a fucking stomach in the way!

Lukey: calm down ashy, just think about me caressing your body.

Lukey: slowly stroking my hands up and down your sides.

Lukey: kissing you, everywhere

Ash: I need you Luke

Lukey: I know baby, make yourself feel good. Do it just like I would do.

Ash: how

Ash: how would you do it?

Lukey: well first I would run my hands over every inch of your sexy body

Lukey: then I would slowly drag my hands all the way down your beautiful body, just stopping right at your hip bones

Lukey: I would tease you so much, because you like that huh? You like when daddy teases you?

Ash: fuck, yes

Lukey: touch yourself baby, make yourself feel good

Lukey: you've been a good boy you deserve it yeah?

Ash: yeah

Ash: feels s'good daddy

Lukey: I know baby, you're making me hard

Ash: I feel like this stupid thing can sense what I'm doing and it just feels awkward

Lukey: it probably can

Ash: dude not helping

Lukey: don't call me dude when I'm trying to be all sexy with you. It's a mood killer

Ash: you're a mood killer

Lukey: oh my gosh just touch your fucking cock so you can come and we can get this over with!

Ash: don't you rush me Hemmings or I swear to god

Lukey: I can't fucking do this with you

Ash: no!

Ash: you get your stupid sexy thumbs and you fucking sext like a real man you dipshit.

Lukey: I honestly don't think I can. Like this is really awkward for me, my moms in the room and she keeps staring at me. Like no hunny I'm sorry but I can't

Ash: well fuck your mom ! Tell her to get out!

Lukey: Hey! That's my mother don't talk to her like that!

Ash: please just PLEASEE do something. Like I'm horny ik you're horny just do ittt

Lukey: but the mood it's all gone like I feel so awkward

Ash: Well you're an awkward boy you should be used to awkwardness by how

Lukey: maybe some other time ash

Ash: OH YEAH HOW MAN OF YOU! LEAVE YOUR PREGNANT BOYFRIEND ALL HOT AND BOTHERED OH YEAH THAT WONDERFUL. YOU ARE SUUUCHH A GREAT BOYFRIEND!

Lukey: YOU KNOW WHAT !?! FUCK YOUR STUPID HORMONES! THE PAST 22 WEEKS WITH YOUR STUPID HORMONES HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE YOURE ALL MOODY AND TOUCHY AND EVEN WHEN I FRY TO DO SOMETHING NICE YOU YELL AT ME AND I KNOW YOU ARE CREATING A FUCKING HUMAN BUT DONT YELL AT ME ABOUT IT BC I AM A FRAGILE PERSOL AND EVEN THIUGH I AM FRAGIL I CAN STILL FUCK YOU OKAY? OKAY!

Ash: that

Ash: what you just said

Ash: makes no fucking sense at all.

Lukey: fuck you

Ash: I WISH YOU WOULD!

Lukey: sigh

Ash: huff

Lukey: I really want to fuck you

Ash: same

Ash: I mean I'm a hot person id probably fuck me too

Lukey: that is why I love you

Ash: you love me bc I would fuck myself?

Lukey: uh I mean

Lukey: DUDE I WISH YOU HAD A TWIN!

Ash: why so you can go knock him up too?

Lukey: :/

Lukey: do you not want this baby Ashton?

Ash: are you crazy? of course I want the stupid thing! I mean yeah it freaks me out knowing I'm LIGIT making a human but I love him/her none the less

Lukey: why do you say LIGIT so much?

Ash: I don't know, don't question my vocabulary

Lukey: so is this whole sexting thing a bust?

Ash: well I'm not hard anymore so I'm guessing

Lukey: I'm sorry

Ash: it's not entirely your fault I mean the baby was kicking me in the bladder so I pretty much just have to pee now

Lukey: oh

Ash: actually come to think of it. You put this thing in me

Ash: so it is actually entirely your fault.

Lukey: ):

Lukey: I love you though

Ash: I love you too dumbass

Lukey: my mom wants to talk to you

Ash: why?

Lukey: idk

Ash: alright...

Lukey: Hey darling! It's Liz I just wanted you to know if Luke ever does anything or says anything to hurt you during this pregnancy just let me know, because I will take care of his sorry ass

Ash: haha yes Liz xx

Lukey: I mean it. He may be 18 years old but I can still whoop his ass.

Lukey: Lucas wants his phone back so I'll talk to you later darling xx

Ash: bye xxx

Lukey: she wouldn't whoop my ass...

Ash: you really want to question that?

Ash: she would whoop your ass any day

Lukey: oh hush

Ash: alright I gotta go bc I need a leak

Lukey: classy

Ash: classy never trashy just a little nasty ;)

Lukey: good to know (; xx

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A/N

Hey..... Hey do you hear that?

That's the sound of my sobs.

Bc the lovely person who requested this was probs looking forward to a sexy lashton message and I fucked that shit up.

It took me for forever to upload bc

1- I felt completely awkward with the sexting part never done it so I was like really bad andddd

2-I was just being lazy never really wrote anything so here I am at 10:30 uploading this when I said I would do it days ago

But yeah sorry to the person who requested this like I'm sorry ):

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