Baby Daddy ::cake::

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Lukey: hey cal

Lukey: cal

Lukey: cally

Lukey: calpal

Lukey: cally berry

Lukey: callyfornia

Lukey: calcum

Lukey: calcumber

Lukey: hey cal??

Lukey: you there

Lukey: Calum Thomas Hood

Cal: WHAT LUKE WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?

Lukey: hi

Cal: no nope nuhuh

Cal: it's fucking 4 or the morning nope no I don't want to talk to unless it's an emergency.

Lukey: there is an emergency....

Cal: what?

Lukey: Calum

Lukey: I'm pregnant.

Cal: .....

Cal: fuck you Lucas

Lukey: I know this is hard to understand Calum but it's very serious. I don't think I want to get rid of it.

Cal: stopppp

Lukey: are you going to pay child support or not Calum!? I'm not raising my child around a dead beat father like you!

Cal: this is ridiculous

Lukey: OH REALLY !?!

Lukey: THE RIDICULOUS THING HERE IS THAT YOU DIDNT WANT TO WEAR A CONDOM!! YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD PULL OUT CALUM BUT GUESS WHAT!?

Lukey: your pull out game is weak.

Cal: -.- seriously luke this isn't even funny.

Cal: I'm not laughing

Lukey: you better not be laughing ! I'm caring your fucking child Calum

Cal: YOU CANT EVEN GET FUCKING PREGNANT LUCAS YOU ARE A DUDE

Lukey: ik

Lukey: I love you calcum!

Cal: love u too you idiot

Lukey: you can go back to sleep now (:

Cal: gee thanks

Cal: and my pull out game is not "weak" and you know it

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This was random but hey I like random haha

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