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24: not even close to adorable
Pi
I woke up feeling nauseous with a heavy feeling on my chest.
Well actually it's a heavy leg.
The leg moved and hit my jaw.
What the fuck?!
Nang ibuka ko ang mga mata ko ay tumama sa akin ang isang paa, which I am certain that it's rocket's. Pakiramdam ko ay umakyat lahat ng dugo ko sa ulo nang mapagtanto ang posisyon namin.
Nasa paanan ko ang ulo niya at nasa paanan naman niya ang ulo ko!
He moved again hitting me on the side of my head and I almost lost my cool. Sa inis ko ay hinila ko ang ilang mga balahibo niya sa binti.
In all fairness he isn't that hairy on the leg, something I think is such a turn on. Bahagya siyang gumalaw, causing his shirt to move upward and his V-line comes to view.
Shit, I am hungry...
Is this ulam?
But then he moved again and this time his foot hit my upper lip and I'm done! Naiinis na bumangon ako at naghanap ng unan.
But no, pillow murder is not an option.
Shooting him on his face isn't either. Sadly, no guns in sight.
Bumaba ako sa kama at binuksan ang kanyang mga drawer. He has a lot of computer parts, wires at kung anu-ano pa.
Oh, there were cable ties!
I think I've got a better idea!
I collected his cable ties as much as I can and sneakily walked to his side, pinning his arms on his back.
The thing about Rocket is that he's a heavy sleeper. I twisted his arm a bit ngunit hindi man lamang siya nagising.
May ngisi sa mukha na itinali ko sa mga kamay niya ang sandamakmak na cable ties. With a victorious grin on my face, I went for his ankles and tie it together. Satisfied with my work of 'art', tumayo ako sa kabilang dako upang tingnan siya habang natutulog nang mahimbing kahit na nakatali.
But wait.
I think there’s something missing. I ransacked his drawers again but found nothing until I stumbled on his side couch kung saan may nakalagay na necktie. Mas lumawak pa ang ngiti ko nang kinuha iyon bago ibinusal sa bibig niya.
Now everything’s perfect!
For now, I guess I need to satisfy my hunger.
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RYU
Nagising ako dahil sa malakas na kalabog ng pinto at ang huling napansin ko ay ang paglabas ni Titless. I tried to rub my eyes but couldn’t. What the hell?!
